Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen (1970)

Rudi Carrell: Rudi

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Rudi : Nothing but crazy people.

• Paul Förster : Rudi, what should we do in this hotel?

  Rudi : You have to phone Munich and I want to eat something.

  Paul Förster : But we have no money.

  Rudi : With money everyone can phone and eat.

• Poldi : Grützewohl at the Wörthersee.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  You are a Swiss?

  Poldi : Only when I am excited. Regularly I am very sober.

• Kellner : [offering the menue]  I am sorry, ladies, at that time of day we only have cold meals.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  Then turn on the heat. And bring us everything that is written on the left side.

  Kellner : I am sorry, ladies. On the left side are the meals and on the right side the prices.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  That's what I mean. We want only what is on the left. Not what is on the right.

• Rudi : [the waiter wants to take away the menu, Rudi is disguised as a woman]  No, I'd like to keep this. I like to read before eating.