Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen (1970)

Alexander Grill: Kellner

Quotes 

• Kellner : [offering the menue]  I am sorry, ladies, at that time of day we only have cold meals.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  Then turn on the heat. And bring us everything that is written on the left side.

  Kellner : I am sorry, ladies. On the left side are the meals and on the right side the prices.

  Rudi : [disguised as a woman]  That's what I mean. We want only what is on the left. Not what is on the right.

• Mr. Storz : [orders the waiter to saw a hole into a boat with Mr. Poldi and Rudi to sink it]  You are a sawfish.

  Kellner : Yes sir, a sawfish.

  Mr. Storz : [screaming]  Yes, you are a sawfish.