Are You Being Served? (TV Series 1972–1985) Poster

(1972–1985)

Doremy Vernon: Canteen Manageress, Waitress

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  • Captain Peacock : [walks up to the manageress]  Did you notice that I was clicking my fingers, clearing my throat and banging my spoon on the table?

    Canteen Manageress : I did notice it, yeah.

    Captain Peacock : And what message do those actions convey to you?

    Canteen Manageress : Well, when my two-year-old does it, it usually means he needs to go to the potty.

    Captain Peacock : Your truculent behavior has not gone unnoticed and will be reported!

    Canteen Manageress : Good! That's what I hoped. Then perhaps the management will realise that sacking my waiting staff is more trouble than it's worth because I ain't serving.

    [pause] 

    Canteen Manageress : You'll have to make do with a set menu.

    Captain Peacock : Well, then, may I ask you what is on this set menu, or are you not programmed to give an intelligent response?

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