What's Up, Doc? (1972)
Stefan Gierasch: Fritz
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Quotes
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Fritz : You will enter Mrs. Van Hoskins' room, through the adjoining room and you will take the jewel case to the basement.
Harry : What if she wakes up and sees me?
Fritz : You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you have have followed her all night, and you will make passionate love to her.
Harry : Couldn't I just kill her?
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Fritz : [Mrs. Van Hoskins approaches] Here she comes now, did you get the jewels out of the hotel?
Harry : Nah, I stashed 'em in 1714, I didn't have time...
Fritz : 1714? What kind of house detective are you? Cannot commit a simple burglary.
Harry : I'm ashamed.
Fritz : Nevermind. I will return the case to her room, while you detain her.
Harry : How do I do that?
Fritz : Use your charm!
[walks away]
Harry : Charm... use your charm.
[as Mrs. Van Hoskins walks by, Harry trips her and she falls]
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Fritz : [beaming] Mrs. Van Hoskins! It's so nice to have you back with us.
Mrs. Van Hoskins : Hello, Hans.
Fritz : Fritz.
Mrs. Van Hoskins : What happened to Hans?
Fritz : There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz.
Mrs. Van Hoskins : Oh, what a shame.
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Fritz : I am afraid one of our guests has lost something.
Eunice : Well, I fail to see how it could possibly be in here unless it crawled here under its own power.
Fritz : Precisely Miss Burns.
Eunice : What are you saying?
Fritz : It appears one of our guests, a wealthy eccentric, has lost his pet snake.
[Eunice screams and jumps onto the bed]
Fritz : Calm yourself, Miss Burns. May I suggest you shut yourself in the bathroom for a few moments while I search your room?
Eunice : What if it's in there?
Fritz : Impossible, madam. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile.
[Eunice scurries into the bathroom]
Fritz : [reaches under bed and pulls out one of the cases] It's all right Miss Burns. You can come out now.
Eunice : What more can they do to me?
