Carry on Girls (1973)
Barbara Windsor: Hope Springs
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Quotes
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Hope Springs : It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler : What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs : She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler : Is that right?
Hope Springs : No, left.
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Sid Fiddler : Connie, have you got a room for this young lady please?
Connie Philpotts : Well, of course, Sidney!
[Handing over the key]
Connie Philpotts : I think you'll find this an ideal one.
Sid Fiddler : Thank you, Connie. Hey, just a minute, that's for the broom cupboard.
Connie Philpotts : That's right: where we keep all the scrubbers!
Sid Fiddler : [to a furious Hope] All right, all right, keep your hair on!
[Hands her another key]
Sid Fiddler : Here, go and change in mine. I'll sort it out later.
Hope Springs : Ta. I heard that - does she fancy you or something?
Sid Fiddler : You know how it is, a widow with a place like this, things get on top of her.
Hope Springs : Yeah, I bet they do. Frequently!
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[Hope approaches Sid, dressed in full motorcycling gear]
Hope Springs : Excuse me!
Sid Fiddler : Not now, sonny. I'm busy.
Hope Springs : Sonny! You want your eyes testing!
[unzips her jacket to reveal a well filled jumper]
Sid Fiddler : Excuse me! I thought they always built the shock absorbers into the bikes.