Once Upon a Scoundrel (1973)

Zero Mostel: Carlos del Refugio

Quotes 

• Carlos del Refugio : Oh, and Pacho, sleep with my horse. I think he is lonely.

  Pancho : Yes, Señor.

• Luis Manuel : Señor, how does it feel to be dead?

  Carlos del Refugio : No different at all. That's what bothers me. I think I should be able to fly or something.

  Luis Manuel : Well, not everybody who dies, flies, Señor.

  Carlos del Refugio : That's what bothers me.

• Carlos del Refugio : [reading aloud]  To Luis Manuel and to whom it may concern. Dear friend Luis, this letter tells you that I forgive you for stealing my best duck. Go your way and be happy with the blessing of your dear friend, Carlos del Refugio. Oh, P.S. I am writing this letter the day before I died.