Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973)
Chill Wills: Lemuel
Quotes
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Lemuel : Yo'ant yo'self a wo-man?... One come in there from Albuquerque around the cat house over... name is Bertha... got a ass on her like a $40 cow 'n' a tit - I'd like to see that thing filled full o' tequila. You know something? You can't beat that, can ya?
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Lemuel : You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.
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Pat Garrett : Lemuel.
Lemuel : Yeah?
Pat Garrett : You drag your fat ass over here so we can all see you.
Lemuel : You're crazier than a mule-humpin' goat. Sitting there with all that law crammed inside of you just bustin' to get out. I wouldn't give a sweet jerk in hell if the Kid *did* lay you out.
