Good Times (1974–1979)
Ralph Carter: Michael Evans
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Quotes
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J.J. : Thelma, I think I got VD!
Thelma : VD! The only way you can get that is by... JJ!... well who is it?
[JJ looks at her]
Thelma : ... Mariaane Thomas? Sweet little Marianne Thomas? ooooooWOOO!
Michael : [Michael comes out of the room with his text book] JJ what you say you got?
J.J. : VD
Michael : [looking up VD] It says here you can only get VD by... ooooooWooo!
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Michael : Hey, Thelma. You about ready for that kissing booth?
Thelma : Yep, I've got my lips, and my lip gloss, and... Oh, Michael, you didn't tell me how much to sell my kisses for.
J.J. : Thelma, be ready to make change of a dime.
Thelma : You know something, if you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth... it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster.
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Michael : Daddy high blood pressure can cause kidney malfunction!
JJ : In this house a person can get kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to get outta the bathroom!
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Michael : [as the TV is being taken away] Goodbye John-Boy.
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[repeated line]
Michael : *Boy* is a white racist word!
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Sweet Daddy : Sweet Daddy has to protect his image.
Michael : How can you? Vampires don't cast images.
Sweet Daddy : I'll remember that, if you ever grow up.
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J.J : [Loretta goes into labor and JJ calls the doctor, frantic]
J.J : Hello? Doc? Look here! I got one of your patients here about to have a baby! See you at the clinic. Check?... Just do what? Are you sure you a baby Doctor? Oh!
[JJ hangs up]
J.J : I dialed the wrong number! I got the pet hospital!
Michael : JJ, are you sure?
J.J : It musta' been! He told me to put Loretta in a cardboard box and let nature take it's course!
