Columbo (TV Series)

Mind Over Mayhem (1974)

Lee Montgomery: Steve Spelberg

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• Steve Spelberg : [referring to Columbo's pet beagle]  He doesn't look like a police dog.

  Lt. Columbo : Well, he isn't. He's a policeman's dog. Believe me, there's a big difference.

• Steve Spelberg : It's the second time in two days I've been treated like a kid.

  Lt. Columbo : When was the other time?

  Steve Spelberg : Uh, when Dr. Cahill asked me to go to the movies, yesterday. He's never done that before.

  Lt. Columbo : [intrigued]  Is that a fact?

  Steve Spelberg : Does that mean somethin', Lieutenant?

  Lt. Columbo : Oh, I don't know, Steve, but when people do something for the first time, detectives always get curious.

• Lt. Columbo : Hold it!

  Steve Spelberg : What's wrong?

  Lt. Columbo : Something just computed.

• Steve Spelberg : I might as well tell you right now, Lieutenant. I'm a boy genius!