Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)

Adam Roarke: Deke

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Quotes 

• Larry Rayder : [after Mary bit him and he lost control of the car]  So help me, if you try another stunt like that again, I'm gonna braid your tits.

  Deke Sommers : When you people are through impressing each other, I'd like to get out and take a look at the car.

• Mary Coombs : [in car speeding towards opening drawbridge]  Hey, wait a minute... why aren't we slowing down?

  Larry Rayder : [laughs]  She doesn't know me very well, does she, Deke?

  Deke Sommers : Not likely she ever will, with about one second to live.

• Larry Rayder : You know what a man would do right now if he were smart?

  Deke Sommers : What?

  Larry Rayder : I don't know, I thought you'd know.

• Mary Coombs : Hey listen, do you always meet someone for the first time and take an instant disliking to them?

  Deke Sommers : Mary, stop trying to get me make joyful noises.

• Larry Rayder : [being chased by a police car]  What does he have under that hood?

  Deke Sommers : The driver's no slouch either.

• Larry Rayder : [after they crashed into the farmer's truck]  I'll kill him...! I'll kill him.

  Deke Sommers : You probably did.

  Larry Rayder : [sighs]  Oh, Jesus! Let's go fix up the front end.

  Mary Coombs : Hey, wait a minute! "Fix up the front end"?

  [shakes her head] 

  Mary Coombs : People don't even rate a glance with you!

  Larry Rayder : God, woman, when you're racing, you don't stop and get out of the car and turn around to find out if the other guy made it through his spin all right! Not if you wanna keep on drivin'!

• Deke Sommers : This is a hell of a time to be making a pitstop.

• Larry Rayder : [re engine tuning]  Hey, punky! That's the best time this turkey's ever done. What the hell did you do to it?

  Deke Sommers : Just hit it with a bigger hammer, that's all.