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3/10
Just like every other Bill Rebane Sci-Fi movie ...
vigilante407-122 December 2006
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in that the ending makes no sense whatsoever.

This film is parsecs away better than, say, Highlander 2 or UFO: Target Earth, but it doesn't have the naive charm of Rebane's Monster A Go-Go. It was just a mediocre SF film until the ending ... very seventies in characterization ... but with no real hints as to the real motivations of the "invaders", the ending makes no sense. If an invading force is killing everyone, why create (and I assume the invaders created them) a new Adam & Eve from the last two survivors from the lodge? I liked the claustrophobic feel of the lodge, and the presentation of the story came close to having the same feel of something like Night of the Living Dead or Invisible Invaders. But on the theme and story as a whole, it really wasn't pulled off right ... we the audience just didn't get the information we needed to figure things out either before or with the characters.
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4/10
aliens attack from inner earth with gas bombs & red lights!
dimmerfive14 February 2005
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Invasion from Inner Earth - I know it's slow moving but it does have a certain charm I attribute it to ITO's eerie synthesizer score. early seventies style, bad acting, desolate location make it worth checking out on a snowy winters night.College students on some sort of field trip are trapped in their guides cabin try and figure out why they can'receive any outside communication,after much speculation they figure it must be an alien invasion.after two attempts to get help (one gets blown up in a plane the other just disappears on his snowmobile ) the rest brave the elements and try and make it to safety.In a confusing ending the remaining two make it to a town see a flying saucer and turn back into children . Beware of the red light!
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2/10
Manos, forgive me! I slighted you unfairly!
Scott_Mercer11 July 2005
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About 10 minutes in to this movie, I actually thought it might be a bit of fun. I was expecting a low-budget version of THE THING (1951), as an unseen (due to budget restrictions) alien menace stalks and offs the stupid people in the snowbound cabin, starting with the annoying rich guy. (They are killed eventually, but it takes FAR TOO LONG.) Or maybe a killer virus flick like THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN or the made for TV flick WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE? Oh, how naive I am.

First of all, the alien IS seen, but is a red flashlight beam shined on the wall. As another commentator said, ow. Better that NOTHING at all were seen; just ask anyone who saw THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. The disease IS represented by smoke bombs going off. So what's going on? Aliens or a killer virus? They decide after FAR too much sitting around and talking that aliens have launched the virus. Then more pseudo scientific theorizing and discussion about what they should do, with occasional acid flashback inserts.

The most crazed part that no one else seemed to comment upon were the interludes at the local radio stations, where the announcers seem FAR TOO LAID BACK. "Oh well, hey a disease is killing thousands of people at once, oh well, back to the music..." Then the TV news segment which, unbelievably, offers what I believe to be intentional comic relief as two dopplegangers for Ma and Pa Kettle are interviewed on TV at 2 o'clock in the morning about their sighting of a UFO and subsequent abduction. Then the comic relief scene with the drunk guy at the bar?? Save me, please.

As I said, I judged MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE far too harshly. This sucker makes MANOS seem like a masterwork. And for that matter, director Bill Rebane's subsequent foray into Wisconsin film artistry, THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION, is a work of Eisenstein or Kurosawa compared to this lummage. At least GSI had real actors in it.

Oh, yeah, the music: BLOWS HARD. Really awful analog synthesizer music. Now, I like early synthesizer music. Give me a Perrey and Kingsley record and I'm a happy man. But this was awful stuff. Really piercing. And I recognized some of the music recycled to/from Giant Spider Invasion.

One more note: this plot could not be written today. "Oh my God, we're isolated and cut off from the world! What's going on? Are thousands of people really dying? We have no possible way of knowing!" "No problem, I'll just look on the CNN web site..."

I can't give INVASION FROM INNER EARTH a 1 because I actually watched the whole movie. Like watching the aftermath of a brutal traffic accident, I JUST COULDN'T LOOK AWAY. But you may require the use of various liquid refreshments just to get through it. I warned ya.
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One of those obscure "non-movies" from the 1970s
Maciste_Brother7 October 2003
INVASION FROM INNER EARTH is one of those "non-movies" made during the 1970s. A "non-movie" is a film that: A) can be described as regional filmmaking. B) no budget. C) no recognizable actor. D) probably made by students. E) it's a genre movie, usually sci-fi or horror, that's very ambitious (in this case, UFOs and invasions) even if it can barely afford to pay for film stock! F) the soundtrack is a collection of stock music (the main theme was good though). G) was probably released in one or two theaters somewhere in and around where the film was made (hence, the regional aspect of the flick). H) the advertising (or video box cover) is always deceptive. There's no mention in the script that the aliens are from inside the earth, which makes me wonder why did they bothered to give it that title.

There were a lot of "non-movies" made in the 1970s (and in the 1980s, they morphed into the "direct-to-video" category) and IFIE epitomizes these kind of obscure, regional movies few people saw when they were made. The film itself is not very good. There's just no story. And what story there is doesn't make much sense. The dialogue is at times painfully bad. The direction hardly creates any tension. And the ending is inexplicable. But as bad as it is, the film is totally harmless, and in a certain weird way, as some sort of quaint charm to it.
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5/10
In Defense of "They"
queun10 August 2009
Apparently, after a worldwide search for the perfect script writer, director Bill Rebane happened upon a little known writer named Barbara J. Rebane to pen his vision. Where he discovered her is unknown to me, but the two of them created magic together.

She took two bold steps in this film, one original and one copied later with a much higher budget.

First, she broke the survivor-typecast protocol that most writers would dare not violate. Rather than give longevity to the handsome brooding Native American or the outdoorsy Canadian, she gives the nod to the chunky, bearded, bespectacled cretin in the Sherlock Holmes hat. Under normal circumstances, this type of character would be lighting his own gas in the corner of the room while the others formulate a plan and then meet with an untimely, yet slightly humorous death. Rebane, on the other hand, even gives this guy the girl.

The other place where she unwittingly deserves credit is for utilizing the aliens-under-the-ground scenario for a lot less money than Tom Cruise probably paid for his "War of the Worlds" travesty. I'd be curious to know whether she got a "based on an idea by" or an "inspired by" credit in Cruise's film.

PS - despite the fact that I consider these two areas worthy of compliment, I am in no way recommending anyone actually watch this movie.
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1/10
A Lot of Absolutely Nothing
MartianOctocretr52 December 2005
Want a movie with no action at all? Here it is, another Bill Rebane (Monster-a-go-go, Giant Spider Invasion), schlock-fest, boring beyond the limits of human tolerance. I'm a big fan of "so-bad-they're good" movies, since they are at least enjoyable on the level of invoking laughter from the unintentional humor; however, this one does not even achieve enjoyable camp status. It just annoys you.

Any "action" in this movie occurs off screen, and is conveyed through non-stop dialog throughout this tedious sleep-inducing dud. People blab on radios, aliens (with booming voices) chit-chat on radios, characters drone on endlessly to each other (without saying much), and on and on it goes. The most "exciting" sequence involved some colorful smoke bombs, with people screaming and running (away from the smoke?). Also, there's a plague (again, we only are told this through the babbling characters). Oh, and there's some irritating, synthesized noises in the soundtrack to tell you that something happens (since it doesn't happen on the screen, like it would in other movies).

There's plenty of ridiculous dialog; here's a sample: when a know-it-all guy theorizes (ready?) that Mars and the Earth were once closer to each other than the Earth and the moon are. The planets were aligned this way for over two thousand years, he lectures. How the five planetary bodies (Earth, its moon, Mars, and its two moons) did not crash into one another due to the immense, mutual gravitation, was not explained in the lecture.

That's about all there is to this, except a bizarre ending reminiscent of another Rebane fiasco, Monster-a-go-go. I don't know if MST3K ever slammed this one; they certainly should have. Even their best salvos might not have saved it, however. This mess deserves a negative rating, but, as you know, IMDb's rules prohibit that; which, in the case of this movie, is a pity.
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1/10
Incredibly boring sci-fi talkathon
uljf2 February 1999
A couple of people are trapped in a log cabin during an alien invasion of the Earth. They communicate with the unseen aliens and gradually make it back to civilization after much discussion. Every cliche in the book is used, and the low budget assures terrible special effects. Bad all around. Made in someone's back yard in Wisconsin.
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2/10
Aliens Use Lots of Electronic Music
Hitchcoc17 April 2007
How can one write a script and produce a movie without one entertaining moment. Film is supposed to be visual in nature and this has people sitting around talking the whole time. And it's no "My Dinner with Andre." Something is killing the people of earth. It's spreading. Some people, trapped in some pretty cold environs (Canada?) are left to try to figure it out. That's all they ever do. Try to figure it out. They have no plan. They have no vitality. The aliens never confront them, to speak of, and so we don't even know what's going on. The outdoorsy scientist has a theory, but it could just be a bunch of hooey. The conclusion is about as stupid as anything I've seen in years. How could someone get the money to put together such a snoozer. If you can't compete with the big boys, at least tell a decent story. As with so many of these, there are long treks through the snow and a snowmobile trip that goes for about ten minutes with nothing happening.
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3/10
My introduction to the film-making of Bill Rebane
jcaraway311 October 2009
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Or, I should say, the first Bill Rebane film I can make it through without being bored to tears. I got this film on one of those 50 movie packs called "Nightmare Worlds", so you know I couldn't have wasted too much money on it. I don't know why, but I really like this film. Maybe it's the goofy music that sometimes sounds like an off key version of the theme from "The Good, the Bad,and the Ugly". Maybe it's the attention grabbing beginning. Maybe it's the original characters that I actually started to like about a third of the way through the movie. There's the drab but somehow attractive female protagonist, her brother who cares so much about the group that he actually leaves the cabin for help, the rich snob who is slightly reminiscent of Charles Winchester from M*A*S*H, the guy the female protagonist is infatuated with, and the brainy, slightly crazy nerd who looks somewhat like a walrus, and is actually more important to the story than you think he is at first. The atmosphere and cinematography were also above average. Now, I'm not saying this is a great movie. Heck, I'm not even saying it's a GOOD movie... it's slow paced, has bad acting, and the quality of the DVD transfer is god-awful... but you might like it if you have a very distinct taste in cinema... a BAD taste.
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1/10
Boring...
TheTrick12 January 2004
I bought this movie for 99 cents, hoping that it might provide some entertainment to get drunk to. But it wasn't funny, just boring. So, rather than partying the night away with cheap-o aliens, my friends and I mostly just fell asleep.

I stayed awake through all of it, but man was it painful. I don't think anything actually happens in it. All I remember is a bunch of confused guys in a cabin, some echoey voices on the radio (that I think are aliens), some red lights, and at the end everyone falls asleep in the snow (much like my friends, but without the snow).

This movie sucks so much.
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1/10
Spend an eternity with Bill Rebane
Scaarge20 August 2010
It's the end of the world with aliens invading and a mysterious plague spreading! But don't worry, Bill Rebane is here, he'll make sure things don't get scary or exciting or even interesting. You're trapped in a cabin with the most boring people in the world (maybe being dull is some kind of immunity?). Occasionally we'll cut away, once to a smarmy talk-show guy who prattles on cheerfully about the plague before introducing his befuddled guests, then to a bar with a comical drunk, and a couple of times to a bad DJ and some fleeing crowds. Most of the time, though, we're stuck with these terrible actors. The guy with the beard, seriously, he's just flat-out awful. When he tries to be romantic or funny, he makes the whole universe worse. Couple that with special effects that must have cost eighty-five cents, the most inappropriate music cues ever (I never knew one of those New Year's noisemakers meant "suspense"), dialog that makes you want to strangle your ears, and aliens who ask "How are you?" over the radio. There are two reasons to watch this: the first is the music over the titles. It's such a jaw-droppingly blatant rip-off of Ennio Morricone's "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" theme that you'll be glad you heard it, just so you can believe it. The second is the ending, which is one of those "Wait, what?" endings that make you think you must have fallen asleep and missed something crucial. You didn't, though.
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10/10
OK! Great atmosphere, garbage acting/dialogue, low budget masterpiece, Real rating 7. 10 for balance. INVASION FROM INNER EARTH aka, THEY; or, HELLFIRE.
Bababooe18 November 2017
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You want to see a candy movie? Then go see Star Wars VII, Force Awakens (or a clone), or Thor, or Avengers, or any other unrealistic piece of garbage that is spoon-fed to the masses.

If you want to see a movie about an apocalypse, that is being experienced by a few isolated people who are confused and unaware of what the hell is going on, then this is the movie for you. What we have here is a movie with great characters. A brother and sister Nick Holt as Jake, and Debbi Pick as Sarah who run an isolated cabin for adventurers or scientists. These are the best actors here. Not great, but realistic. Very important, REALISTIC! Jake and Sarah's guest are scientists Paul Bentzen as Stan (Beardman), Karl Wallace as Eric, and Robert Arkens as Andy (Richboy). Stan is the most joker and the actor is garbage. Wallace is also garbage. Arkens is better and had a few decent scenes. I liked his death scene on the airplane. So, acting department, no awards, and maybe no career. But, as far as what is required, they all provide the realistic aspect. Isolated, confused atmosphere.

Cinematography was very good. The editing was good but could have cut back on some extra footage. The music was great. The main theme song was very eerie. The snowride theme was a copy from a spaghetti western, which was weird but fine. Mostly synth music. The fxs are garbage, red lights, smoke bombs, and cheap ufo ships. I liked the superimposed fx.

So, this is a story about the apocalypse. But not about all over the world. Just what happens to a few people. We are show what is happening in other areas but we are never given a definite explanation about the apocalypse. The five people dwindle, fist Andy Richboy dies steeling the airplane. Great stuff. Then Jake is taken out after the snowride. Eric freezes in the snow and is taken out. The last two survivors are separated. The best part of the movie is when Sarah is seen by the train tracks, eerie music playing, she sees something and is overjoyed, we see her running, happy music, long shot we see man from the back as Sarah runs towards him, it's Stan the jokeman. They are so happy to see each other, maybe love. They walk past a desolate, cold snowy town, up on a hill they transform into a young boy and girl in loincloths, and walk through the grass and flowers, the survivors, the new Adam and Eve.

Now this ending is completely out of outer space, or inner earth. But it works.

I've read all the user reviews. Most hate this movie. Too bad for them. Some like it, and see the problems with it. I've seen it twice now. First in 2016, Rating B-. I've also read the critic reviews and they also see the problem with it, but most love it. 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting (Scott Ashlin) Bleeding Skull (Dan Budnik) Ha ha, it's Burl! (Burl Cummings) The Eclectic Screening Room (Greg Woods)

Rating is a B, for a B movie, or 7 stars. 10 is given as balance, for losers who give this a 1 or 2 or anything below a 5. I suggest those viewers go watch Star Wars VII and get excited by the assembly line film making from those big budget films.
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6/10
Those Red Guys, You know...They.
moycon19 August 2007
I saw this movie under the title "They" as part of the Nightmare Worlds 50 DVD collection released by Mill Creek. Easily one of the best sci-fi flicks filmed in Wisconsin circa 1970's I've seen this year, mostly because of the mention of Rhinelander, Wisconsin. I admit I was a little let down by the fact there wasn't a single Hodag (Do a Google search if need be) to be found.

Still, killer smoke bombs are without a doubt the most original villains ever. The film is only mostly terribly acted or over acted if you're a bearded cast member in this film and the snow mobile scenes are gratuitous if not plentiful. The scenery is white, the bad guys are red, and everyone owns a checkered flannel shirt.

OK, This is a painfully bad film, the soundtrack is off the wall, the actors are only actors in the sense that they are in the act of doing things in the snow that are (maybe accidentally)captured on film, and the special effects consist of smoke bombs and flashlights with red cellophane covering the lens. For me to sum this movie up in one word, it would be, AWESOME

Lovers of these types of films (Le Bad Cinema), like myself, will find this flick both charming and indispensable. If you got enjoyment out of such fine films as They Saved Hitlers Brain, Mano's or Curse of the Headless Horseman. You will love this...errr "They".
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2/10
2nd tier Bill Rebane flick (yes, there is such a thing) should be avoided at all costs
lemon_magic21 May 2010
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Although I remember panning "Giant Spider Invasion" and "Monster A Go Go" here on IMDb, I thought that the Spider film at least had a little energy and some comic interest. And "Monster" was just deliriously bad -but it wasn't entirely Rebane's fault (as I understand it) because some one else picked it up and tried to edit it into a different movie altogether. And I remember "Twister's Revenge" as being silly, but mildly amusing...there was a tank and a monster truck crushing things at one point,and the hero got thrown through a barroom window.

However...if "Giant Spider Invasion" is Rebane at his best, this movie (and "The Alpha Incident") are examples of movies where he didn't manage to make them entertaining even by accident.

Listen...if you don't have any money for special effects and you can't really write dialog, and you can't really do a good plot, and you can't really direct the actors in any helpful way, and the actors have no real idea of what they are doing...if you have all those problems and you are relying on scene after scene of spoken exposition to carry and advance the plot, plus you never really let the audience in on what the aliens are or what they want...then your movie is in serious trouble. In fact, it's going to suck, and not in a good way (the "so bad it's good" way either.)

The basic concept is sound enough - George Romero took a similar situation and turned it into "Night Of the Living Dead" - but Rebane manages to strip his movie of any conceivable energy, interest or dramatic tension in the first 5 minutes, and after that I was checking the time display menu on the DVD player every 30 seconds to see how much of this bore-fest I had left to go.

I wouldn't watch this movie again unless it was under the influence of high narcotics (not that I indulge), and neither should you.
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A dress rehearsal for SIGNS?
arthurlundquist10 September 2002
I saw this film on TV about 20 years ago, and while the film was pretty bad, I could not help but notice that in its basic premise was potentially a very powerful idea. There is something about the idea that some huge conflagration is consuming the rest of the human race, but the people in the film are isolated from it, and watch as it happens from far away. Every now and then they make contact with the force that is destroying the rest of the world over their radio, but they are not important enough either to be singled out or to be meaningfully communicated with.

I remember thinking, that's a pretty cool idea. Someone could actually make a good movie out of it. And finally, someone has, the movie SIGNS.
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1/10
I love bad cinema, and this is the worst film I have ever watched, nothing touches it.
Svperstar7 February 2002
I accomplished my goal for this semester, I have found a movie which is absolutely god awful compared to everything else I have ever seen.

Troll 2, Space Mutiny, Hobgoblins,The Eye Creatures, Night of the Demons, Bogus Witch Project, C.H.U.D 2, Sleepaway Camp, Ghoulies, The Prey, Ghost House, Plan 10....I have seen all of these films and more that I can't remember but NONE come even close to this level of pure trash cinema.

The cover gave it away, an oversized box with a bad drawing of a monster and no description of the movie on the back whatsoever. With a one word title to boot, They. It took me a while to find this movie here on the IMDB.

The film starts out with people talking about a disease that is killing everyone on the planet. You see footage of people running around, then it cuts to a man walking to a cabin, he talks to his sister blah blah. Then the group lands at an airport after someone warns them not too and disappears.

The next hour of the movie is these people sitting in a cabin talking with random images spliced in here and there. The characters look like a bunch of hippies that got bored and decided it would be fun to make a movie.

The "action" sequences are just a plane flying and a guy riding a snowmachine. When the guy rides the snowmachine the music track cuts out for 5 seconds then just loops back to the beginning, several times bad editing makes peoples heads jerk around.

I have yet to watch Manos : The Hands of Fate, that flick is next on my list but unless you want to brag that you have seen the worst movie in existence do NOT watch this, its a real character building flick.

Oh yeah, there is one thing I can't understand, who in their right mind decided to order this film then stock it for rental? Yeesh.
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2/10
Started out good, went bad quickly
mtipton-7732814 February 2019
The premise for this movie was interesting enough, and there are some very developed characters in it like the TV talk show host, and his two guests. Unfortunately they only have about five minutes of footage. The main characters are believable and the acting competent. So what went wrong? It's almost as if they started making this movie on an interesting idea, but quickly realized that they had no idea where it was going, because by the time the movie concludes, you feel like you were played for a fool, and wished you never wasted your time. It seems like they made up the plot as they were making the movie. I know it requires a certain amount of cognitive dissonance to watch a movie like this, but this one is so awful you can't even enjoy how lousy it is. Here are a group of people in a winter wilderness with nothing but a ham radio to communicate with the outside world, but they start having a debate about what is going on by reading newspaper articles? What the....? Where are they getting this information about a situation that just started?, and in such an isolated place? By the end, if you don't get disgusted enough to just shut it off before then, it has to be one of the most idiotic movie endings you will ever see. It's like it is for some other totally different movie. I won't disclose it, but believe me, you will want to throw the DVD in the trash.
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4/10
Uhm...different
Thorsten-Krings29 January 2009
Okay, most of the film is pretty boring: people sitting around in a cabin, listening to an alian invasion, nothing much happening in terms of group dynamics. Special effects are beyond belief. That's something that would not have happened to Ed Wood, he would have made an awful film on the same budget but with much better special effects. However, the film does have its redeeming features. The idea of having radio/TV stations still running while earth is being taken over clearly influenced Romero in Dawn of the Dead. Some dialogue is reasonably funny and some shots are pretty atmospheric. like the deserted airport in the beginning. The final scene is really funny, the last survivors turn into Adam and Eve in a completely over the top scene, and it's not the hunk but the nerd who gets the girls. That's funny. However, the music takes the biscuit. The theme tune is a rip off of The Good, the bad and the Ugly and no one except for the great Ed Wood in Jail Bait has ever used music so completely clueless. 20 or 30 minutes less and the film would have been acceptable.
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3/10
Neither worth your time nor effort, despite an interesting beginning!
talisencrw22 April 2016
This was REALLY bad and poorly made, and I'm being kinder to it than I should be, both because of its decent first half and the charm and beauty of the starring female protagonist, Debbi Pick (this seems to be her only film credit)--also it was obviously made on a super-low budget in my native country, Canada. There were some interesting ideas that would have made a decent film in much better hands (I have previously watched Rebane's later works, 'The Alpha Incident' and 'Twister's Revenge!', and this makes a 'trinity of tripe' that should best be avoided), and the cinematography is decent, simply because it's outdoors and shot in beautiful surroundings with natural light, most of the time. The low-budget special effects were abysmal, and incidents like plane crashes are simply off-screen and left to the viewer's imagination, so that Rebane doesn't have to show it.

I saw this under the title 'They', in my Mill Creek 50-pack, 'Nightmare Worlds'--this by far was one of the worst and least interesting of the bunch. Do yourself a huge favour and if you see Rebane's name on a film (at the very least, for these three mentioned), don't touch them with a ten-foot pole. They're neither worth your time nor energy.
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4/10
Alien invasion via citizens band
Chase_Witherspoon28 December 2014
Talky, ponderous sci-fi is about twenty-minutes overspent in my opinion, and while it does a fair job in painting the isolation of a remote band of people discovering the human race may have become extinct in the wake of an alien invasion, it does little to fulfil the promise when action is needed.

Director Rebane has a solid concept, and his cast of amateurs do a creditable job (notably Bentzen and Holt) with a heavy emphasis on dialogue and building a sense of intrigue out of a flickering red light and interference on a ham radio. The landscape is attractive and while there are a couple of moments where the pace gets above ambling, it's an effort to reach the climax (which while unexpected, doesn't redeem the previous 95 minutes of hard-talking labour).

One of those films that promises much in its narrative build-up, dangling the juicy plot carrots, displaying an attractive ambition that is ultimately never realised; and when you discover that it was never on the negative and certainly never on the page, you become (understandably) quite aggrieved that you invested almost two hours of your precious life for such a blatant ruse. I wanted "They" to live up to its potential, and disappointingly, though it's picturesque and moody, it doesn't come to fruition.
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1/10
My God; Mystery Science Theater 3000 ended too soon...
Sylvan-523 September 2001
Ok, this goes out to my friend Lou who said, "Hey, let's rent this and see if it's really as bad as it looks".

Lou, it was worse.

Good God, I've rarely seen a piece of crap this poorly written; and what was with that ending? Without saying too much, let me comment that the psychodelic tunnel ride in "2001: A Space Odyssey" made much more sense and could even be called "coherant" by comparisson.

Basically, the story is about a guy who looks like "Shaggy" from Scooby Doo, his two friends "Ed Grimly" and "Whiney-Boy", and their hosts in a winter retreat in Manitoba (read someone's hick town in Wisconsin) as they happen to miss out on a smoke-bomb and red-flashlight invasion that eventually catches up with them anyway.

They run around in the wintery woods, get frostbite, vanish one-by-one from a mysterious disease that disintegrates their bodies. Then, the movie ends. For no aparant reason.

AAAAARRRRGH!
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1/10
Aliens attack (sort of)
d_indorf13 April 2006
do not watch unless under the influence of strong alcohol......just kidding.....an awful movie worthy of cult classic/torture status. The special effects, were not so special. Smoke bombs in the snow, visible strings on the flying saucers. The dialog was capable of inducing a coma in the unsuspecting. Usuually in this kind of budget flick there is at least some gratuitous nudity. Not in this one. The mysterious aliens, were just a backdrop for bad flannel shirts and cheesy actors trying to look Canadian, but failing miserably. Besides.. Canadians, don't look any certain way, unless they are the mounties. (i guess)I may have missed some of the finer points of the plot, due to lapsing in and out of a stupor-us coma, and scaring my family in the process. If a structureless plot and cruddy cheesball acting are your thing.....give it a go!!!
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6/10
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL
nogodnomasters22 June 2019
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This is a "sci fi" film light on special effects. Jake (Nick Holt) and his sister Sarah (Debbi Pick) live in a remote northern cabin 205 miles north of Manitoba. They have a few scientist guests when the earth is invaded by aliens we never see, but they attack us with red lights and red and blue smoke bombs.

People get ill and die as our group stay in the cabin listening to the short wave radio, trying to figure out what is going on in the world. Yup, that is pretty much it.

The transfer to DVD wasn't the quality I hoped for on my Mill Creek edition. The dialogue concentrated on bad humorous stories, which actually made the film. . . yes aliens from Uranus. The sound track seemed to be added at random and didn't necessarily reflect what was on the screen. Was that a harpsichord? Really?

The acting was sad also. Lovers of bad films can find moments of enjoyment. The original title of this film was "Invasion from Inner Earth."

Kid safe.
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1/10
Snow Job
wes-connors28 June 2008
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"A group of campers in the Canadian wilderness begins (sic) to hear strange reports over their radio. Tales of a plague spreading across the Earth, sightings of bizarre beings as well as planes and cars malfunctioning fills the airwaves. Terrified by what they've been listening to, the campers decide to barricade themselves at their cabin in order to face the danger," according to the DVD sleeve's synopsis.

Aka "They", this is a very difficult movie to sit through. Hardly anything ever happens to the five main characters. They seem to be isolated in snowy Wisconsin, for reasons severely lacking in clarity, as the Earth is invaded from within. The "leader" finally emerges as "Stan" (Paul Bentzen); he is the blonde guy with the beard. "Sarah" (Debbi Pick) and "Jake" (Nick Holt) are brother and sister. "Eric" (Karl Wallace) seems to be the early "leader"; and, "Andy" (Robert Arkens) quintuples the group.

The startling ending (a pair of loin-clothed young children are tastefully shown) would have worked; however, the preceding 90 minutes don't lead you there. The very derivative soundtrack jumps the shark when "Jake" goes for help in his snowmobile, to the tune of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"!
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Wretched sci-fi turpitude.
EyeAskance23 March 2004
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*minor spoilers*

Easily selectable as one of the crummiest sci-fi flicks of the 1970s, INVASION FROM INNER EARTH is a bland recipe which denotes Earth being menaced by Martians who took residence within the Earth's core thousands of years ago. They launch germ warfare against humanity, sending colorful smoke-bombs into populated areas. A group of field researchers in a remote forest cabin are unaware of this situation, and wonder why they can't seem to reach the outside world by radio.

Dismally cheap micro-production with inane dialog delivered by thespians who probably couldn't give a believable performance in a photograph. The only special effect in this economically underprivileged little lacuna is a red-filtered light being repeatedly flipped off-and-on. The nonsensical story(rather, the meager provision we're given as such) sails straight over the edge of a very steep, intelligence-insulting, WTF conclusion you'll NEVER see coming.

Worth a peek for high schlock value by bad movie enthusiasts, anyone else might consider self-immolation over watching it.

2.5/10
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