Dirty Duck (1974)

Howard Kaylan: Willard, Negro Lady, Side Hack Rider

Quotes 

• [in the desert] 

  Willard : Say, how did you come to be a duck?

  Duck : Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...

  [while the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon] 

  Willard : Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.