Love and Death (1975)
Tony Jay: Vladimir Maximovitch
Quotes
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Vladimir Maximovitch : Why, thank you.
Boris : Vladimir Maximovich, you're alive!
Vladimir Maximovitch : No, I'm dead. Look at this hole.
Boris : Does it hurt?
Vladimir Maximovitch : I feel nothing.
Boris : You don't look so bad for a guy who is dead. Actually, better when you were alive.
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Boris : That night, as I was burying bodies, I had another mystical experience. Mercifully, God was on our side. It could have gone a lot worse if he wasn't. It might have rained.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Grushenko!
Boris : Vladimir Maximovitch. You're alive.
Vladimir Maximovitch : No, I'm dead. Look at this hole.
Boris : Oh, does it hurt?
Vladimir Maximovitch : I feel nothing.
Boris : You don't look so bad for a guy who's dead. I think it agrees with you.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Listen, do me a favor.
Boris : Anything.
Vladimir Maximovitch : This engagement ring, I was gonna give it to my girlfriend. A surprise.
Boris : You want me to give it to her?
Vladimir Maximovitch : No, what's the point? Take it back to the jeweler's in Smolensk. Vladimir Petroshnik. Tell him I'm dead and get a refund.
Boris : OK. What did you give him for this?
Vladimir Maximovitch : 100 rubles.
Boris : For this you gave him 100 rubles?
Vladimir Maximovitch : This is a diamond with two baguettes...
Boris : This is insane! I could have gotten you this ring for 50 rubles.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Never that ring. Never.
Boris : The exact same ring.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Anyway. Listen, take the deposit. Go to Kiev.
Boris : Right.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Give it to a woman, Natasha Petrovna.
Boris : Right. OK.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Get a receipt. Make sure you get a receipt.
Boris : Why do you need that? You're dead.
Vladimir Maximovitch : Tax purposes.
Boris : Oh! Good thinking.