Love and Death (1975)

Alan Tilvern: Sergeant

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Quotes 

• Sergeant : If they kill more Russians, they win. If we kill more Frenchmen, we win.

  Boris Grushenko : What do we win?

• Sergeant : Imagine your loved ones conquered by Napoleon and forced to live under French rule. Do you want them to eat that rich food and those heavy sauces?

  Soldiers : No...!

  Sergeant : Do you want them to have soufflé every meal and croissant?

• Sergeant : And now we're going to see a little hygiene play.

  Woman hygiene class : Goodbye. I hope you had a good time!

  Soldier : Oh yes, I had a good time. Oh, what's this sore on my lip. I'd better get that checked. Doctor, I have this sore on my lip.

  Doctor : You have a social disease! If you don't treat it you'll go blind! Or insane!

  [Thunderous applause] 

  Sergeant : Have a good furlough everyone, and look after yourselves!