What's Happening!! (1976–1979)
Ernest Thomas: Roger 'Raj' Thomas
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Quotes
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Roger Thomas : Maria, would you like to dance?
Maria : I don't know any of your dancing.
Roger Thomas : Just stick with me, I'm an expert.
[begins dancing erratically, poorly to music]
Maria : [confused and unable to follow Roger's erratic dance] What do you call this dance?
Dee Thomas : The "Funky Clutz!"
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Roger Thomas : [on phone] Hello, is this the Doobie Brothers? Which Doobie you be?
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Shirley Wilson : Okay, Raj, that'll be ninety-five cents please.
Roger Thomas : Here's a dollar and you can keep the change.
Shirley Wilson : Oh, Raj gave me a nickel! Not four pennies but a nickel! Raj gave the kid a nickel!
Roger Thomas : Here's an extra dime.
Shirley Wilson : Thank you very much there.
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[Raj is pretending to be ill with memory loss for a practical joke on Dee]
Roger Thomas : I'm just going to go feed the cat...
Dee Thomas : We don't have a cat.
Roger Thomas : We don't? But what happened to the cat?
Dee Thomas : We never *had* a cat!
Roger Thomas : Then what's that playing in the bathtub with the pony?
Dee Thomas : Oh, *Raj*.
Roger Thomas : I'm going to go turn in.
Dee Thomas : Okay, say hi to the pony for me.
Roger Thomas : I will. You're such a nice little boy.
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Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs : Ralph represents all that which is good, and pure - Ralph is a head... of lettuce.
Roger Thomas : You worship a HEAD OF LETTUCE?
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[Dwayne hangs Rerun's pants over his IV bag]
Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs : Dwayne, you hung my pants on my dinner.
[Dwayne looks confused but says nothing]
Roger Thomas : See this here tube, it goes straight down to Rerun's arm.
Dwayne Nelson : You mean they're feeding his arm? Does his mouth know about that?
