Kristine DeBell: Alice

Quotes 

• Queen of Hearts : I want her head!

  Alice : Please Ma'am, I'm just learning about life, I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head.

  Queen of Hearts : You misunderstand me, doll. I don't wanna cut off your head. I want you to give me some head.

• Alice : Don't you think you should put that thing away?

  Mad Hatter : Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?

  Alice : Well... Yes, it's very nice.

  Mad Hatter : You may touch it.

  Alice : Oh, I couldn't!

  Mad Hatter : I don't see why not.

  Alice : Well, because it's yours.

  Mad Hatter : [rolling his eyes]  I'll share it with you.

• Alice : Oh my goodness... Are you all right?... I thought I'd broken it.

• Maggy : What is this?

  Alice : It's my breast.

  Maggy : What is this for?

  Alice : One day, whan I have a baby, it'll have milk in it.

  Maggy : Oh, it's pretty.

• The White Rabbit : She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin.

  Mad Hatter : Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing.

  Alice : Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

  Mad Hatter : Well I don't see why not.

• Alice : Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.

• Mad Hatter : And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.

  Alice : Dinner in the Queen's box?

  Mad Hatter : Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

• Alice : [Alice finds the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, things]  That's funny. I never read this one, when I was a little girl.

  [now saying to herself] 

  Alice : I miss so much. Just about everything

• Alice : Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.

  The White Rabbit : THAT'S a funny thing to call it!

• Alice : Rocks can't talk.

  Rock : Is that so?