Larry Gelman: The White Rabbit

Quotes 

• The White Rabbit : She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin.

  Mad Hatter : Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing.

  Alice : Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

  Mad Hatter : Well I don't see why not.

• Alice : Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.

  The White Rabbit : THAT'S a funny thing to call it!