Alan Novak: Mad Hatter

Quotes 

• Alice : Don't you think you should put that thing away?

  Mad Hatter : Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?

  Alice : Well... Yes, it's very nice.

  Mad Hatter : You may touch it.

  Alice : Oh, I couldn't!

  Mad Hatter : I don't see why not.

  Alice : Well, because it's yours.

  Mad Hatter : [rolling his eyes]  I'll share it with you.

• Queen of Hearts : [Alice is asking for a fair trial]  A Trial? Where is it written, that we have to give you a trial?

  Mad Hatter : It says so right here in this book.

  [showing the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"] 

• The White Rabbit : She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin.

  Mad Hatter : Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing.

  Alice : Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

  Mad Hatter : Well I don't see why not.

• Mad Hatter : And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.

  Alice : Dinner in the Queen's box?

  Mad Hatter : Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

• Humpty Dumpty : Who's she? I've never seen HER before.

  Mad Hatter : She's new in these parts.