Mal : Don't take this as an insult fella. But you are a weak terd.
Simon : Why don't you go live in Russia.
Mal : You don't know what you're fucking talking about!
Mal : Alright everyone, out of the kitchen, I'm about to unwrap my pornographic object. Ta-da!
Jenny : You better all laugh, he spent all afternoon on it.
Mal : You have what's called a sought-after quality.
Kerry : So?
Mal : I want a bit of sausage. What's he got that I haven't got?
Susan : Sex appeal.
Mal : [to Simon] Now shut up, I'm having an argument with your wife. Alright!
Jenny : You know what's wrong with our marriage.
Mal : What?
Jenny : The size of your thing.
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