- Gladstone: Mormons never kill.
- Duchess Swansbury: That's why there are so many of the little buggers.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Now let's not get carried away with blood lust. Where is our cup of human kindness? Where's it runneth to?
- Cowboy: It runneth right up your ass, that's where it's runneth to! Somebody get a rope!
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: I think we're safe.
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: You thought taking the money was going to be a cinch, too.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Taking the money was a cinch. It's keeping it that's getting to be a pain in the ass!
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Here it is... Virginia City, my kind of town.
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: What constitutes your kind of town?
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Any place I can get rid of you!
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: God, oh my God, you're hurt! Is there much pain?
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: It doesn't even hurt. What did you think? That I'd fall apart with one lousy bullet?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: How many times have you been hit by bullets, Malloy?
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Including this one?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Yeah.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Once.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: You know something? A man has got to know what he wants in life. Ain't that right, Duchess?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Sure, Charlie.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: And a man has to fight for what he wants. Ain't that right?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Sure, Charlie.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: That's why I'm going back and get my money.
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: What!
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: I stole it fair and square and nobody is going to take it away from me!
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: You just shot a man, Malloy!
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: No shit!
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: How many men have you shot dead in your life?
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Including this one?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Yeah.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: One.
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Duchess, how many times have you been in love?
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Including this time?
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Uh-huh.
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: Once.
- Amanda Quaid/Duchess Swansbury: You made me feel like a woman!
- Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy: Yeah, well now I'm going to make you feel like a woman with forty thousand dollars!