Eat My Dust (1976)

John J. Fox: Willie Kurtz

Quotes 

• Dorrit Kurtz : I told you it was too crowded. Didn't I say it was too crowded?

  Willie Kurtz : You said, you said.

  [looks up at Darlene] 

  Willie Kurtz : Darlene, sit down, so you won't make a spectacle.

• Clark : [Deputy Brookside tries to keep the parents outside, but they push the door of the sheriff's office open and Clark draws his shotgun at them]  All right, hold it right there!

  [Brookside fearfully holds his hands up to surrender] 

  Clark : Not you, dum-dum!

  Sheriff Niebold : Somebody please shut the goddamn door.

  Hazel Chandler : [wearily]  Oh, I need a drink.

  Big Bubba Jones : Got beer in the ice box.

  Hazel Chandler : Oh, good, Honey, would you get me one?

  Dorrit Kurtz : [noticing Clark is still cautiously aiming his shotgun at the parents]  Do not point the gun at me.

  Willie Kurtz : He is pointing the gun because he is a policeman. Do not tell a policeman not to point a gun.

  Sheriff Niebold : [annoyed]  Put it down.

  Dolores Westerby : [impatiently]  Okay, sheriff, where are they?

  Sheriff Niebold : Now, I know you're worried because I am, too. My kid is out there, too. Now, what they're doing is showing off to each other. Now, this is not a theft, it's just an...

  Big Bubba Jones : [to Hazel]  BA-LONEY.

  Sheriff Niebold : Now, look, when those kids took that car...

  [the parents begin angrily shouting protests] 

  Sheriff Niebold : HOLD IT! LOOK! I told you outside, I can't talk to you all at one time, so if you will just file into the waiting room, I will talk to you ONE at a time.

  [Sam Chandler playfully slaps Dolores' behind to her surprise as they all start to go in] 

  Old Timer : Come on, Harry! That's not a waiting room! That's a goddamn drunk tank!

  Sheriff Niebold : [to the old timer]  Or you can go home and wait for my call.