Gator (1976)

Lauren Hutton: Aggie Maybank

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• Aggie Maybank : [Gator and Aggie are lying on the beach together at night, talking. Aggie sits up, in front of Gator]  You've charmed the shirt...

  Aggie Maybank : [Unbuttons and removes her shirt]  ... right off my back.

  Gator McKlusky : Take off Uncle Henry's hat.

  [She removes the hat, let's her hair flow down, and covers her breasts with the hat. Gator kisses her, they embrace and lie down in the sand, still kissing] 

• Bama McCall : Don't nobody like to watch that junk on television, anyway. It's depressing, ain't it?

  Aggie Maybank : Mr. McCall, television is independently owned and there's an FCC regulation that forbids interference by local political authorities.

  Bama McCall : Honey, now look, if you want to have a drink with us, you're welcome to stay. But if you come over here to piss and moan at me, excuse my French, then I don't want to hear your women's lib, poverty-program bullshit! Not while I'm enjoying my meal here with my friend and payin' for it with my own money.

• Aggie Maybank : You're a schmuck.

  Gator McKlusky : Did you learn that at Vassar?

  Aggie Maybank : Radcliffe.

• Aggie Maybank : Can I buy you a drink?

  Gator McKlusky : Is a pig's ass pork? 'Course you can buy me a drink. Women's lib, I love it. Just because you buy me a drink, doesn't mean you own me, you know. I know how you are, you turn into an octopus. You women are all alike. You're all animals.

• Aggie Maybank : Where you going?

  Gator McKlusky : I'm gonna find a massage parlor.

  Aggie Maybank : Wait a minute. Don't you want to talk to Miss Cavanaugh?

  Gator McKlusky : Does she give massages?

• Aggie Maybank : I don't know anything about you.

  Gator McKlusky : I don't know anything about me, either.

• Gator McKlusky : Want to give me a hand?

  Aggie Maybank : I'll give you two.

• Aggie Maybank : Male chauvinist porker!

• Gator McKlusky : I saw you last night.

  Aggie Maybank : You did! Did you really?

  Gator McKlusky : Yes.

  Aggie Maybank : Did you really? National! I went national. Did you hear how Cronkite introduced me?

  Gator McKlusky : Well, I don't remember the exact words.

  Aggie Maybank : Why not? I did.

• Aggie Maybank : Do you like the ocean?

  Gator McKlusky : I love the ocean.

  Aggie Maybank : Me, too.

  Gator McKlusky : It's beautiful. Sometimes, I hate to look at it all at once, though. I have to look at it a little bit at a time. I'm afraid if I look at it all at once, it'll disappear. That's the way I have to look at you. A little bit at a time. I'm afraid if I look at you all at once, you'll disappear.

• Gator McKlusky : What do you want to do?

  Aggie Maybank : I want to win a Pulitzer Prize and make love to you on the terrace of a New York apartment. A penthouse, in fact.

  Gator McKlusky : Settle for an old Rotary Club football trophy and a hump in the swamp?