No Deposit, No Return (1976)

Don Knotts: Bert

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• Duke : [to Carolyn]  What kind of a mother are you? Spread out all over the world! You can't raise your kids long distance, or by teachers, a maid, or a grouchy grandpa!

  Bert : Or a Bert! Your kids are a real handful you know!

• Bert : [hears sirens]  THEY'RE HERE, IT'S THE COPS!

  Duke : It's fire engines, and they're passing by.