St. Ives (1976)

Dana Elcar: Lt. Charles Blunt

Quotes 

• Raymond St Ives : I'm clean, Charlie.

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Maybe. But you're pushing a bucket of shit around with a short handled stick, I'll tell you that.

  Raymond St Ives : That's a nice figure of speech.

  Lt. Charles Blunt : And you could fall in the bucket, easy. Just like me.

  Raymond St Ives : You, Charlie? I don't believe it.

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Oh, teeter-totter, buddy. Teeter-totter. I've thought about it.

• Raymond St Ives : Look, I do need a ride home, but don't ask any questions. Too many questions for the night.

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Sure. We can just count out-of-state license plates.

• Raymond St Ives : Ah, Charlie. It's expensive being honest.

  Lt. Charles Blunt : It sure as shit is.

• Raymond St Ives : Did you ever see a cop cry?

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Sure, lots of times. Tears as big as raindrops.

  Raymond St Ives : Wow, Charlie, can I use that dialogue?

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Be my guest.

• Janet Whistler : Officer?

  Lt. Charles Blunt : Yes, ma'am?

  Janet Whistler : Before you call the station, would you help me get off my wet things?