ABBA: The Movie (1977)

Tom Oliver: Bodyguard, Bartender, Taxi Driver

Quotes 

• [Benny looks up from a tabloid article he's reading] 

  Benny : What does "kinky" mean?

  Bodyguard : Kinky. It's a - sort of a - perversion. Usually, sexual perversion.

  Benny : [Read's headline/article]  ABBA's kinky velvet bed! This is the giant bed Agnetha and Björn ordered to be ready at the hotel. The manager made sure that dressing gowns were ready when the supergroup arrived.

  Bodyguard : A kinky journalist.

• [Ashley is causing trouble in the hotel hallway. The Bodyguard runs out and drags him along by his tape recorder microphone] 

  Bodyguard : [frustrated; into the microphone]  Haven't I seen enough of you today?

• [Ashley, seeking an interview, waits nearby as ABBA get into their limo] 

  Ashley Wallace : Can I ...

  Bodyguard : [cutting him off]  No, you can't.

• Taxi Driver : ABBA... I took the wife and kids to see them the other night. Bloody terrible. It costs me a fortune. I thought it was gonna be the nicest, cleanest show that I could possibly take the wife and kids to. Not on your life, mate! They came dancing out on stage all done up in these white capes and things and before you know it, they rip all their clothes off!

• Taxi Driver : Anyway, there she was with what they say is the most beautiful bottom in Europe. Well, I guess it's, you know, I've seen a few bottoms in me time, I guess it was pretty nice. You know, we are hot blood males, well, I quite admired it, you know, in a way, because I could take all of that sort of thing. But, not in front of the wife and kids! And it's not the sort of thing you want to go flashin' at 'em, is it? I mean, in front of thousands, literally thousands of little kids, flashin' it away there.