Bad (1977)

Carroll Baker: Hazel Aiken

Quotes 

• Hazel Aiken : I won't have that kind of toilet talk in my kitchen.

• Hazel Aiken : What do you think you're doing?

  Detective Hughes : Where's that address book?

  Hazel Aiken : You get out of my house and go get yourself a search warrant!

  Detective Hughes : A warrant? I don't need a warrant! I have a warrant in my mind for women like you! You oughta be out on 57th Street selling your pussy in front of a delicatessen! That would be big time for a dried-up piece of stale, white-bread like you! I wanna take my knife and scrape some crumbs off you and see if you're stale inside, too!

  Hazel Aiken : You get out of my house, you stupid nigger!

  Detective Hughes : What'd you call me?

  [drowns Mrs. Aiken in kitchen sink] 

• Hazel Aiken : When your ship comes in, I'm waiting at the pier.

  L.T. : Don't fall off.

• Mary Aiken : What kind of grandmother are you? Having baby-killers in a house with a baby! She'd kill any baby!

  Hazel Aiken : She would not! She only does what she's paid to do. You wouldn't pay her, so she wouldn't do it.

• Hazel Aiken : [answers the phone]  Hello! Oh, God! I just don't have time for you now.

  Detective Hughes : I really think by now, you must have something that you want me to know.

  Hazel Aiken : Go see Estelle, she's going crazy to kill some dog.

  Detective Hughes : Don't tell me anything like that. I don't want a "dog-icide", I want a homicide. I don't want crazy, I want premeditated.

  Hazel Aiken : Well then you're just too picky!

  [slams the phone down] 

  Detective Hughes : What! What!

• Hazel Aiken : Oh, you're gonna need about fifteen minutes on that jaw line.

  Glenda Montemorano : [sits in electrolysis chair]  What about the pussy area?

  Hazel Aiken : That'll have to be extra.

  Marsha Montemorano : Hazel doesn't do pussies.

• Hazel Aiken : You creep! You're really sensitive, aren't you? Well, I can't afford to be sensitive because I have to do everything myself!

• Hazel Aiken : Oh, you're gonna need about fifteen minutes on that jaw line.

  Glenda Montemorano : What about the pussy area?

  Hazel Aiken : That'll have to be extra.

  Marsha Montemorano : Hazel doesn't do pussies.