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Toby Neary : Dad, after this can we throw dirt in MY window?
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Ronnie Neary : Alright, everybody to bed!
Toby Neary : No way! Dad said we could finish watching "The Ten Commandments"!
Ronnie Neary : Roy, that movie is four hours long.
Roy Neary : I told them they could watch only five commandments.
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Roy Neary : [checking the paper] Hey, you know what's playing in town? "Pinocchio"! You guys have never seen "Pinocchio". You guys have never seen "Pinocchio", you're in luck!
Brad Neary : Aw, who wants to see some dumb cartoon rated 'G' for kids?
Roy Neary : How old are you?
Brad Neary : Eight.
Roy Neary : You wanna be nine?
Brad Neary : Yeah.
Roy Neary : Then you're going to go see Pinocchio tomorrow night.
[Brad makes a disgusted gesture, but shuts up]
Ronnie Neary : Roy, that is a wonderful way to win over your children.
Roy Neary : I'm not serious, I'm just saying that I grew up with "Pinocchio", and if kids are still kids, they're going to eat it up.
[Ronnie looks at him in disgust]
Roy Neary : Okay. Okay, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm Wrong Roy, alright.
[Yells at his youngest son, who is demolishing his sister's doll]
Roy Neary : Toby! You are close to death! Come out here!
[Toby giggles, but obeys]
Roy Neary : Okay, now, I'm gonna give you your choice. I'm not gonna be biased in any way. Tomorrow night you can either play Goofy Golf, which means a lot of waiting and shoving and pushing and probably getting a zero or you can see "Pinocchio" - which is a lot of furry animals and magic and you'll have a wonderful time. Okay? Now, let's vote.
Brad Neary , Toby Neary : Golf!