The Goodbye Girl (1977)

Robert Costanzo: Liquor Store Salesman

Quotes 

• Elliot Garfield : Haven't we met? In our apartment?

  Paula McFadden : Please, I enjoy shopping. Don't ruin this for me too.

  Elliot Garfield : Relax. We don't have to fight until we get home. We need soap, Darling.

  Paula McFadden : Not in my bathroom we don't.

  Elliot Garfield : This is silly. If you get what you need and I get what I need we're going to blow a lot of bread getting the same things. Including bread. Why don't we have one shopping list and split the bill?

  Paula McFadden : On what items?

  Elliot Garfield : Food! Bathroom and kitchen cleansers. Everything. Except male and female do-dads. In that area you go your way and I'll go mine.

  Paula McFadden : We split everything?

  Elliot Garfield : Everything. I'll pay my full one third share.

  Paula McFadden : One third?

  Elliot Garfield : I am not the one with the daughter.

  Paula McFadden : What's the matter? Didn't Lady Anne wash her hands the other night?

  Elliot Garfield : Quick. Quick. I like a quick girl. Okay, right down the middle.

  Paula McFadden : Okay.

  Elliot Garfield : Hold it. Hold it. I'll take that.

  Elliot Garfield : [Walking down the street]  This is a good idea sharing expenses like this. By the way, I need shoes next week. A little Chianti? Can't have spaghetti marinaro without a little vino.

  Paula McFadden : Not on my budget.

  Elliot Garfield : Hey, hey, no. I'll blow for the booze, eh? Short of stature but not tight of pocket.

  Liquor Store Salesman : Can I help you?

  Elliot Garfield : Yes. A bottle of your finest, cheap Chianti, please.

  Liquor Store Salesman : I've got a nice California red for a dollar eighty.

  Elliot Garfield : Dollar eighty. Nothing from Kansas?

  Liquor Store Salesman : Comedian. Seriously. This is a good wine.

  Elliot Garfield : Okay. It goes good with spaghetti, right?

  Liquor Store Salesman : Perfect with spaghetti.