Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977)

Eric Braeden: Bruno Von Stickle

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Quotes 

• Claude Gilbert : Congratulations, Douglas. You have just won the right to taste my dust tomorrow.

  Bruno Von Stickle : And mine, Douglas. Today, you break my record. But tomorrow, I return your hello-comeback into goodbye forever. Auf Wiedersehen.

• Wheely Applegate : [about Jim and Herbie the car]  Don't let his modesty or this little car coming out of retirement fool you. There isn't a finer tuned cleaner engine anywhere.

  Bruno Von Stickle : I'm sure it should be easy to keep clean. All you got to do is drop it in the washing machine, along with your socks.

  Wheely Applegate : Appreciate your humor. But just don't you worry about this little washing machi - ...

  [Jim elbows him] 

  Wheely Applegate : - car!

  [Von Sticle cracks up at his slip of tongue] 

  Wheely Applegate : It's a REAL JEWEL!

• Jim Douglas : [signing in to the qualifying round]  Douglas and Applegate.

  Race official : Douglas. Ah, yes, Monsieur Douglas. You're in the heat after this one. Good luck.

  Bruno Von Stickle : That's the same heat I'm in, Douglas. You're going to need more than luck. You're going to need wings.

  Wheely Applegate : Oh, yeah? Well, you may just be in for a little surprise.

  Bruno Von Stickle : [chuckles]  I can see your surprise. It is very little.

  [Herbie drives his front wheels onto a hose with a squirter at the end which Von Stickle is using to wash his car; where he look straight at it, wondering what happened to the water. Right on target, Herbie goes off the hose, and causes Von Stickle to get squirted in the face] 

  Jim Douglas : Look for an even bigger surprise when the race starts.

• [after Herbie successfully passed Bruno Von Stickle's race car in dark tunnel and last half mile before the finish line] 

  Bruno Von Stickle : Swine!