Alice, Sweet Alice (1976)
Alphonso DeNoble: Mr. Alphonso
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Quotes
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Mr. Alphonso : [to his hoard of pet kittens] Are Momma's little babies hungry?
[the kittens refuse to eat from the tin of moist cat food]
Mr. Alphonso : ... Well, Momma is.
[Alphonso begins to eat the food from the tin himself]
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Mr. Alphonso : Psst. Where are you going?
Alice Spages : None of your business, fatso.
Mr. Alphonso : Uh, I'm not feeling well and stores don't deliver on Sundays.
[he makes fake coughing noises]
Mr. Alphonso : How would you like to go to the store for me, please?
[Alice walks off]
Mr. Alphonso : That little bitch.
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Mr. Alphonso : [about Karen's funeral] I heard everyone leave. It's all over, huh? Well, you die and they put you in the ground. Such a shame. Such a pretty girl too. Too bad she was the one to end up in the box.
Alice Spages : My mother thought you could use some cake, fatty.
[hands him cake]
Mr. Alphonso : Thank your mother for me. Such a lovely lady. God always takes the pretty ones.
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Aunt Annie DeLorenze : [Annie sees a figure in a yellow coat on the stairs as Mr. Alphonso plays his records] Alice!
[Annie reaches down but the figure stabs her repeatedly, her face concealed by a mask]
Catherine Spages : Annie... Annie!
[the figure disappears down the stairs]
Mr. Alphonso : Alice, you little bitch!... Catherine no, don't go down there!
Catherine Spages : [Catherine pushes him out of the way and runs downstairs, chasing Annie as she crawls away] Annie, wait!
Aunt Annie DeLorenze : [Annie makes it outside and onto the sidewalk in the pouring rain just as Catherine reaches her] AAAAAHHHHH!
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Mr. Alphonso : [advancing towards Alice with a creepy smile, fondling her and touching her hair] Where are you going? I know what you have downstairs!
Alice Spages : [backing away, disgusted by Alphonso's pervy behavior] You've been snooping through my things?
Mr. Alphonso : YOUR things? They're not YOUR things!... Karen will come for them! The dead have ways! The dead don't rest easy!
[presses her up against the door and begins kissing her]
Alice Spages : You'd better let me go, you weirdo!
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Mr. Alphonso : [to Alice who has brought a rent check from her mother to him] Give me that check!
Mr. Alphonso : [Alice crunches the check in her hands as he grabs it] You little bitch! Look what you've done to this check!