The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

Bong Soo Han: Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

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• Loo : And who are they?

  Dr. Klahn : Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

  Loo : Shanghaied?

  Dr. Klahn : Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

  Prisoner #1 : Where are we?

  Prisoner #2 : I don't care!

  Loo : And these?

  Dr. Klahn : These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

  Prisoner #3 : I don't know who I am!

  Prisoner #4 : Yeah. and I don't drink.

  Dr. Klahn : Guards!

  [moves prisoners] 

  Dr. Klahn : Do you care?

  Prisoner #5 : No.

  Dr. Klahn : Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

  Guard : What do you drink?

  Prisoner #5 : I don't care.

• [Master Klahn decapitates a prisoner] 

  Klahn : Now take him to be tortured!

• Dr. Klahn : The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!

  CIA Agent : You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.

  Dr. Klahn : Take him to... Detroit!

  CIA Agent : No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

• Klahn : We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

• Dr. Klahn : No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!

• Klahn : [telephone rings, answering machine picks up]  Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beyep. You have our gratitude.

  [gong sound] 

• Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen") : You have my gratitude.

  Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen") : You are a man of extraordinary magnitude.