- Robin Turner: There are three important things in life: sex, movies, and my career. You should think almost entirely about them and never about yourself.
- Liza Connors: Liza's brain runs round and round; Liza's head is full of sounds. Liza's the one born dead; Liza's the one without any head.
- Robin Turner: Some days I think: "Robin Turner, this is your life, for the next fourty years. No dazzle."
- Liza Connors: So quit and do something dazzling.
- Liza Connors: I'm dead inside.
- Robin Turner: You're not dead. You're alive and sick and living in New York like eight million other people.
- Liza Connors: The doctors say I'll always be schizo.
- Robin Turner: First there was Joan Crawford in POSSESSED. Then Joanne Woodward in THE THREE FACES OF EVE. Now Liza Connors in SCHIZO FOREVER!
- Liza Connors: [Perry is poking through her closet, looking for a costume] That's my best!
- Perry: [holding up a pink outfit and pulling a face] This is your best?
- Robin Turner: [as Pearl Bailey about to sing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"] Awful nice... but get that ice or else no dice!