The Rescuers (1977)

Jim Jordan: Orville

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Quotes 

• [Orville has skidded face-first on the runway] 

  Bernard : Are... Are- are you hurt, sir?

  Orville : Nope. One of my better landings, bud.

• Bernard : [Bernard sees their flight should have left already]  Flight leaves... 6:45. Oh, no. We missed the flight. Miss Bianca, if you hadn't...

  Miss Bianca : Oh, come on. You worry too much. You know that flights are always late.

  Orville : [Through radio communication]  Albatross flight 13 to tower. Albatross 13

  Miss Bianca : Now, what did I tell you? We're lucky, Mr. Bernard.

  Bernard : Luck? Flight 13? Maybe we'd better take the train.

  Orville : [Through radio]  Wake up! Dab-drat it, somebody answer down there! Get off the dime! Hello? Hello? Is anybody down there?

  Bernard : [answering]  Uh, he-hello?

  Orville : [Through radio]  Where the tuck have you been? Oh, you lazy knucklehead.

  Bernard : Well, we just got here, sir. You see, my co-agent insisted on packing her, uh...

  Orville : Look, bud. Am I clear to land? Traffic up here is thicker than- Wow! Dab-blast, you dirty road-hog! You crazy- Look. What is- You stupid lug-headed...

  Miss Bianca : Uh, oh, what did he say, Mr. Bernard?

  Bernard : I wouldn't dare repeat it.

  Miss Bianca : Well, then give him the permission to land.

  Bernard : Uh, Captain? You, uh, you have our permission to land.

  Orville : Well, it's about time, bud!

• Orville : Say, bud, read the checklist to me.

  Bernard : Uh, oh, yeah. "Goggles down."

  Orville : [Adjusting goggles]  Check.

  Bernard : "Wing flaps down."

  Orville : [Adjusting wings]  Check.

  Bernard : "Tail feathers."

  Orville : [shaking tail]  Double check.

  Bernard : "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

  [looks apprehensive] 

  Orville : And here we go!

• [after being sucked into Medusa's swampmobile] 

  Orville : Holy smoke!

  [coughs] 

  Orville : Why don't you watch where you're going?

• Orville : Sufferin' sassafras! My rudder's on fire! Bail out! Bail ouuuuuuuuut!