Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Sally Field: Carrie
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Quotes
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[Communicating through the C.B. radio]
Bandit : Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice : Who there?
Bandit : This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice : Where are you, you sumbitch?
Bandit : Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice : Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SUMBITCH?
Bandit : Well, I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about 6-foot-8, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4.
[Buford looks down the hill]
Bandit : You know what? Scratch that. I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
[Buford turns, and sees the Bandit]
Bandit : We're on our way to Boston to pick up some clam chowder. Bye-bye!
Carrie : No hard feelings, Junior!
[the Bandit drives off, but Buford follows on his wreck of a car]
Buford T. Justice : I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sumbitch!
Junior : [running after the car] Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat?
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Bandit : Cledus, get the money.
Cledus Snow : Yeah, how 'bout the money?
Little Enos : How 'bout double or nothin'?
Cledus Snow : How 'bout forgettin' it?
Bandit : Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
Little Enos : You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
Carrie : You're on.
Bandit : Uh, you're on.
Big Enos : In 18 hours?
Bandit : You're still on.
Cledus Snow : WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
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Bandit : [Bandit and Frog walking through the wooded area] When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
Carrie : Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit.
Bandit : And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog.
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Carrie : Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, 8 1/2 days. God, I really thought that was it.
Bandit : And?
Carrie : One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!
Bandit : Well, at least he kept it in the family.
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Bandit : What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas?
Cledus Snow : I don't know.
Carrie : I don't know.
[Bandit looks at her]
Carrie : I don't know!
Bandit : [on the CB] Well, who the heck knows?
Cledus Snow : I really don't know.
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Carrie : I think I'm in love with your belt buckle.