- Black Masseuse: We do some lovely things here.
- Jim Naboth: Really? Like what?
- Black Masseuse: VIP. Topless. "Special Relief".
- Jim Naboth: "Special Relief" - now that sounds interesting. How much?
- Black Masseuse: To you, darling, six quid.
- Jim Naboth: Six quid? Cheaper to do it myself!
- Jim Naboth: It's brandy. It's medicinal.
- Teddy: Bollocks!
- Jim Naboth: Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking.
- Jim Naboth: Would you mind if I sit down Vic?
- Vic: Oh I don't know, you wiped your arse lately?
- Taff: I wouldn't have thought so, not by the state of his underpants!