Acapulco Gold (1976)

Marjoe Gortner: Ralph Hollio

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• Ralph Hollio : See you later.

  Announcer : We are now boarding for Air Mexico. Your attention Air Mexico flight 360 is now ready for take off.

  Ralph Hollio : How do you do sister.

  Nun : That is certainly a handsome looking pinata you have there young man.

  Ralph Hollio : While thank you, thank you very much sister. That's a nice one you have yourself sister it's look a little bit like snoopy.

  Nun : Would you holding it for me for a just a moment please while I.

  Ralph Hollio : While certainly I'd be glad to you go right ahead.

  Nun : Unless you feel that the plane will take off without us.

  Ralph Hollio : No, no they wouldn't do a thing like that.

  Nun : Oh!

  Ralph Hollio : I feel much better having you on board.

  Nun : Thank you very much.

  Ralph Hollio : Your welcome.

  Man with Piñata : Sister will bless my chicken.

  Nun : Jesus Christ, I gave it to the wrong guy.

  Ralph Hollio : Hey, hey what's going on here, hey wait a minute here, hey what is going, he y will you stop that, excuse me will you tell me what's going on here, hey take it easy will you, officer there's got be a mistake or this is some kind of mix up of the sort, what are you doing.

  Federale , Federale : Heroina!

  Ralph Hollio : What do you mean Heroina, it belongs to that nun.

  Federale , Ralph Hollio : You stay off, it's belongs to that nun down there, you back off, please Samone it belongs to that nun, hey hey hey it's that nun down there.

  Nun , Crowd at Airport : Ahhhhhhhh!

  Morgan Frye : Three guesses!

  Sally Cantrell : Oh Morgan, your so good.

  Morgan Frye : Ohhhh! You have no idea it's my last deal always save the best for last.

  Sally Cantrell : We can do anything we want to do.

  Morgan Frye : Anything! There's twenty million dollars of that, and half of it is ours.

• Sally Cantrell : Who gets the other half?

  Morgan Frye : Oh that's not for you to worry about.

  Sally Cantrell : Come on I want to know?

  Morgan Frye : He is not any better looking than I am.

  Sally Cantrell , Morgan Frye : Ha ha ha ha!

  Morgan Frye : I'll make a deal with you for the rest of our lives let's worry about ourselves.

  Sally Cantrell : Okay that's a deal do you think that you can get this gold out of Mexico?

  Morgan Frye : Did you ever hear of floating currency. Ha ha ha ha!

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha! Oh god, who gets the gold anyway?

  Morgan Frye : Hummmm! Mr. Little China Man in Taiwan with tinted glass, and mod haircut, and he wants that gold in the worst way.

  Sally Cantrell , Morgan Frye : Ha ha ha ha! Nasty! Ha ha ha ha!You know it. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah he's willing to make a terrific deal on the Heroin. Ha ha ha ha! Ah!

  Morgan Frye : Who is it?

  George : It's me Mr. Frye it's George.

  Morgan Frye : George come in, what's up.

  George : There's a little problem at the airport last it's seems like the cops have busted this dumb american for carrying H the only way I saw it looks like to me that they got the wrong guy.

  Morgan Frye : Oh greeting to my fellow american at least it will keep the feds busy, and George.

  George : Yes Mr. Frye.

  Morgan Frye : Tell cook that lunch will be a little late today.

  Sally Cantrell : Oh!

  George : Yes Mr. Frye.

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha! Just give him a break.

  American Counsel : Sit down Mr. Hollio.

  Ralph Hollio : Sure why I'll tell you that it sure is good to see an american face I'll tell you for sure nobody, nobody, speaks a word of English down here you wouldn't believe even I'll tell you the first thing what I'm going to do when I get back into the states, and take one of burlesque courses in Spanish so I learn the language. Ha ha ha ha! So well your the guy that going to get me out of all this huh!

  American Counsel : No, Mr. Hollio I'm the American Counsel.

  Ralph Hollio : Yeah right, your hear to break me, ah American counsel. Yeah I heard about that uh, your not suppose to be hear for a couple of weeks anyways.

• American Counsel : Not everybody hears what is true we have been criticized but we do are best, and these days were making an extra effort to make certain that you won't make any complaints when you get home in the unlikely event that you do.

  Ralph Hollio : What!

  American Counsel : Do want to know what the Mexican Law does to Heroin smugglers.

  Ralph Hollio : Yeah, yeah, I very much like to know that?

  Ralph Hollio : Forty years, that's right forty as they say odious amigo.

  Ralph Hollio : Ah come on listen there's got to something I could do right.

  American Counsel : Well first we can start out by filling in these forms.

  Ralph Hollio : But Jesus I am innocent don't you understand can't you get it through your thick head I am innocent this is a frame up.

  American Counsel : Do you know what they call it Mr. Hollio.

  Ralph Hollio : Oh!

  Ralph Hollio : Tough Kitty!

  Ralph Hollio : Uh!

  Crowd in Bar : Yeah!

  George : Have you see Captain Solborg around?

  Drunk in Bar : Games Solborgo

  George : Games Soloborgo domeo stoge Huh.

  Drunk in Bar : Okay!

  Carl Solborg : I am not asking a for you do anything that you have done before as I impartibly do something dangerous but where's your since of venture as come from the ocean, and been through the drink I can take a street car as I like pickled pigs feet.

  Crowd in Bar : Yeah!

  Carl Solborg : Hi Ho Burl, Woah!

  Drunk in Bar : Solborgo!

  Carl Solborg : Good I havens through the light of me, and in front of me. Now you got to give me a drink don't give that shit!

  Crowd in Bar : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Hi Ho Burl.

  Juan The Bartender : Waiter get it out of here Solborgo.

• Crowd in Bar : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Alright Juan, I want for me, and one for me Burl, Ahhhh I got it, hi ho Burl. Ahh alright the drink but I need a new liver, ah Jesus this is it the Himalayas partner Aretha alright Puerto Varas weeks ago.

  Mexican Police Officers : What's is this take it easy.

  Carl Solborg : I don't want to sue, what is this you do this for the weekend that a full track of sleep oh gees.

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  George : I'm sorry Mr. Frye but that stupid Solborg got himself arrested.

  Morgan Frye : For What?

  George : He got drunk, he rode his mule through Juan's bar.

  Sally Cantrell : Oh, ha ha, he's so dumb, ha ha.

  Morgan Frye : George go down, and bail him out, and take him to the boat.

  Morgan Frye : Yes Sir, Mr. Frye.

  Morgan Frye : Ah!

  Sally Cantrell : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Ah Forty, forty years sure.

  Carl Solborg : You ain't never gonna to make it.

  Ralph Hollio : Oh thanks, thanks a lot.

  Carl Solborg : Oh what did you do?

  Ralph Hollio : What you believe I didn't do a got dam thing.

  Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Oh sure we got us a smack dealer.

  Ralph Hollio : I am not a smack dealer man, I am an insurance agent I was on my way home from vacation at airport, and all of a sudden I had this doll full of heroin just thrust into my arms god dam nun.

  Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha! Jesus.

  Ralph Hollio : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Is that the truth?

• Carl Solborg : Yeah, yeah it's true man.

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Hey there what do you do anyway?

  Carl Solborg : I rode a Burl into a bar.

  Ralph Hollio , Mexican Cellmate , Mexican Cellmate : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Why, why did you do that?

  Carl Solborg : Because it was there.

  Ralph Hollio : I see but the, you are in jail you know.

  Carl Solborg : I got some cruising on all the Burl tours.

  Ralph Hollio : Because I have been on the all Fiesta tours myself.

  Carl Solborg : It looks we winded up in the same place.

  Ralph Hollio : What, what do you do anyway, what do you really do?

  Carl Solborg : I don't do much of anything, and once I like to cruise out on a charter boat.

  Ralph Hollio : Really, what your name anyways?

  Carl Solborg : Solborg!

  Ralph Hollio : Wait are you Carl, Carl Solborg.

  Carl Solborg : Yeah!

  Ralph Hollio : You won America's cup award exactly two years ago.

  Carl Solborg : Yeah, that's right.

  Ralph Hollio : Hey man you were the greatest, very glad to know you, how are you doing.

  Carl Solborg : Ha ha ha ha! Okay! Why are you a sailor?

  Ralph Hollio : Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been sailing since I was ten.

  Carl Solborg : Maybe will sail together sometime.

  Ralph Hollio : With you I'd consider that a real offer, yes sir I really would.

  Carl Solborg : Yes.

• Ralph Hollio : Right!

  Officer Paco : Senor Captain, you have been just release.

  Ralph Hollio : Me!

  Carl Solborg : No he means me.

  Ralph Hollio : Yes of course.

  Carl Solborg : Oh Ralph, I think I'm sprung.

  Carl Solborg : Ow, oh god.

  Ralph Hollio : Hear you go.

  Carl Solborg : Owww oh, odious senor.

  Ralph Hollio : Good luck there.

  Carl Solborg : Ow, Jesus, what do you want with me?

  George : The question is Captain can you sober up long enough to sail.

  Carl Solborg : I don't who's your boss?

  George : A man with a boat, and this boat has the best gear that money can buy Captain.

  Carl Solborg : How the hell would you know?

  Morgan Frye : He knows Captain because I told him it's the best am I wrong.

  Carl Solborg : Man she's alright.

  Morgan Frye : My name is Morgan Frye, I would like you to sail to Hawaii.

  Carl Solborg : Why?

  Morgan Frye : I saw you win the cup, I'll never forget the series ever your the best, I have to have this boat in Hawaii in twenty one days, I can't sail I need someone who can.

  Carl Solborg : What are you running?

  Morgan Frye : What?

  Carl Solborg : What do you got on the boat, what are you smuggling, and what do you think I am an idiot.

  Morgan Frye : Yes Captain, I think you are, and not two many people get a second chance you just threw yours away.

  Carl Solborg : But Mr. Frye.

• Officer Paco : You shut up, it's after midnight.

  Carl Solborg : I know listen Paco I'm leaving tomorrow on a boat, and I want to say odious amigo.

  Officer Paco : I want to Hi.

  Carl Solborg : I want to say galaxies amigo things are alright, okay listen you know you Consuela.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : An now you know Ramona, and now were going to have a little party.

  Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Oh bigot, listen now I'm going to tell you something Paco, I mean this is a game because you are a cop, and I am a con but who is a criminal, and who is the victim ha now you got to choose ombre.

  Officer Paco : Then I choose Consuela.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha! Ohhhhh! Ha ha ha ha!

  Mexican Cellmates : Come on Paco open it, come on were going to get even, alright I mean it.

  Carl Solborg : Okay drink, okay.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela , Ramona , Mexican Cellmates : Ha ha ha ha!

  Carl Solborg : Alright, your pretty feisty, hey Ralph, Ralph.

  Ralph Hollio : Yes!

  Carl Solborg : I got Paco right outside, Paco listen.

  Officer Paco : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : Hey, hey listen to me, hey you don't leave me alone shh, this is a legitimate conversation but there is only one difference this is going to be a general converse visit so what to got to know there uh hi here you go suck on it. Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Hey Paco, that woman she's married to this man Paco.

  Carl Solborg : Hey that's right high your not going to let him go away say it go now.

  Consuela , Ramona : Oh no, ah.

  Ralph Hollio : Let's attend the party in here come on.

  Officer Paco : Ah no glorious.

  Carl Solborg , Consuela : Ah Paco, hey come on, um hum, ha ha ha ha! You have fun dancing. Hey! Hey Paco, listen. Ah! People with all know.

  Ramona : Ah Paco!

• Consuela , Ramona : Ha ha ha ha!

  Ralph Hollio : Mam! aw some congratulations sir.

  Consuela : Alright!

  Carl Solborg : The party starts here sure. Ha ha ha ha! Alright Rock uh good.

  Consuela : Ummm!

  Ralph Hollio : I Went to a party at the county jail.

  Carl Solborg : Come on let's go.

  Ralph Hollio : Were going to make it.

  Carl Solborg : Were going to be casting off.

  Ralph Hollio : Okay!

  George : I think we bought us some trouble Solborg's first mate is the same guy I saw busted the airport the stories right there in the paper on top of that he Captain broke him out of jail.

  Morgan Frye : So we go ourselves a convict drug felon on board ah wonderful.

  George : Do you want I to go after him.

  Sally Cantrell : You going to have a lot of trouble with Solborg, and who's going to sail your boat.

  Morgan Frye : Now we just got to make sure that we're on the docks when are ship comes in.

  Ralph Hollio : Woo wee! I looks really great huh! You know I have been watching that compass all night long, and I can't help but notice that were heading on a course straight west without changing where are we going anyway?

  Carl Solborg : Sure were going to the states.

  Ralph Hollio : What do you mean where going to the states, and how are we going there by the way of Japan.

  Carl Solborg : Why don't you go below, and find some Scotch then pull all of the charts for course in Hawaii in three weeks to Kahana Bay.

  Ralph Hollio : Kahana Bay!

  Carl Solborg : Well Hawaii is the states you know.

  Herb : Woah! Ha ha ha ha!

  Doris : You got him Herb keep him steady, and can I get you anything, a tuna fish sandwich, I got tuna, bologna, and some nice lean corn beef.

  Herb : Water, and no talk.

  Doris : Right, Herb, right. Herb, Herb!