Carry on Emmannuelle (1978)

Jack Douglas: Lyons

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• [Lyons, the butler, meets the Emmannuelle for the first time. She turns up to surprise her husband at the French Ambassador's Residence in Central London] 

  Lyons : Can I help you?

  Emmannuelle Prevert : I am your mistress.

  Lyons : Oh my gawd!

  [Panicked, he slams the door. Pause, to himself:] 

  Lyons : I don't have a mistress!

  [Opening the door again:] 

  Lyons : I don't have a mistress.

  Emmannuelle Prevert : You have now! To begin with you can tell the Ambassador that his wife is here!

• Emile Prevert : Cheri, Loins...

  Lyons : His excellency meant Lyons, madam. My name is Lyons.

  Emmannuelle Prevert : I prefer Loins.

  Lyons : Likewise, madam.

• Lyons : It says scopophilia is the more urgent form of voyeurism.

  Leyland : Hmm?

  Lyons : The need to watch others undress.

  Leyland : Blimey, I've had that for years.

  Lyons : Not with an entire football team.

  Leyland : No I'm a rugby man, mate! Different shaped balls.