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This is a porn movie for everyone of age!! It also happened to be the first one I ever saw.
Jessop30 October 1998
If you like naked people and laughing, get a hold of this movie
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2/10
why slip guy/guy scenes in a straight porn? *edited to be less offensive*
movieman_kev7 April 2006
Carol Conners is twenty year old Candy. Her father wants his daughter to remain virginal, but she just can't help fantasizing about sexual conquest with her Mexican Gardener. The next day she attempts to make her dream a reality. But when that doesn't satisfy her, and sends her father to the hospital after he finds her with the Gardener. She seeks out more by going on a vacation. Carol is NOT a good actress by any stretch of the imagination, but man oh man is she hot. Even though, this porn from yesteryear is too much of a mixed-bag to recommend tho. On one hand, Carol and John Holmes one sex scene is pretty good, and carol is hot. On the other hand, the comedy is so bad, and most of the sex scenes are way below par. But the cincher is when the Director somehow gets it in her mind that showing a scene of a gay guy giving a BJ was an OK idea. Now, I'm not homophobic, but I DON'T want to see homosexual sex in a STRAIGHT porn film.

My Grade: F-
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8/10
A fun'n'frothy comedic hardcore romp
Woodyanders14 September 2014
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Sweet and eager virginal bimbo Candy (an endearingly ditsy portrayal by buxom blonde bombshell Carol Connors) embarks on a cheery carnal odyssey after going all the way for the first time with hunky Mexican gardener Manuel (a broad caricature by Don Fernando). Writer/director Gail Palmer keeps the enjoyably inane story moving along at a brisk pace, maintains an engagingly easy'n'breezy tone throughout, and milks loads of laughs from the merry sense of raunchy humor. Connors's bubbly and voluptuous presence makes this one a total treat to watch: Carol projects a certain disarmingly daffy charm, has a great full figure, and gives her proverbial steamy all in her sex scenes (her strenuous session with the legendary John Holmes as a smooth jogger in particular stands out as the definite scorching highlight). The tip-top cast of familiar 70's adult cinema faces helps a whole lot: Georgina Spelvin as the foulmouthed and uninhibited Auntie Kraven, Turk Lyon as dorky researcher Dr. Hy Kollonic, John Leslie as sleazy gynecologist Dr. Fillmore Entry, and Paul Thomas as horny phony guru Graham Hollander. Bob Lazar's sparkling cinematography provides an attractive bright look. Nice cute'n'catchy theme song, too. And the final gag is simply priceless. An irresistibly silly hoot.
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9/10
The ideal Porn Star in her Natural Setting
kipmat1 January 1999
I first saw Carol Conners do the bump-n-strut introducing Chuck Barris on "Gong Show" reruns. None of the girls at school looked like that...

What cracks me up is the scene with John Holmes. One of the most manipulative stars in the business being told that he shouldn't be insecure about his penis size by a girl who probably didn't read a Planned Parenthood brochure because it used too many big words.
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10/10
An XXX rated classic take off
mmcgee28211 September 2019
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I read that the director ," Gail Palmer," actually was a ghost director for her boyfriend who produced it. Later she filed a law suit against him for not sharing the profits from the films ,he actually produced. If this is true . This is typical of what is drawn to adult biz influenced by the legal and political prejudice against. Originally it was a book written by Terry Southern later made into a mature family film in 1968. Then in1978, or maybe earlier in 77, it was made into an XXX movie, but , Gail had based it on public domian Voltaire's ," Candide', which Southern would discovered. It still the same character. .Part of a double feature put out by Vinegar Syndrome on Blu- Ray which includes ,"Candy goes to Hollywood". I have to say Carrol Connors is more voluptuous than Ewa Aulin .That movie was just suggesting sex. This version as always in her film, Gail Palmer shows up in this film as Candies friend and also narrates some aspect of the movie. It seems , that, Candy is an over protected adult child ,20 years, actually older than that, by her over protected father ,played by Eddie Cannon. Still a virgin. I got the Impression , of the film , that it has a women's touch in it I believe that Gail Palmer was involved. After her father catches Candy with Don Fernando , as a gardener , Eddie ends up in an accident and winds up at the hospital. Then you meet her other relatives. Her lecherous aunt played by Georgina Spelvin and dim witted uncle ,same actor , who is also a drink. The Aunt thinks that Candy is putting on an virgin act. The sequence that is funny is when the Uncle is so drunk and tries to take advantage of Candy. Then the the nurse comes in either Newtor or Black. The drunk jumps on the nurse causing Candies father to fall out of the bed getting up and leaving. Candies Uncle knocked down . The nurse thinks that's Candies father and puts him in the bed. Candy decides to visit her other aunt. She is more understanding and not lecherous, but , as she waits for the bus changes ,she meets John the wadd and he takes advantage of her too ,in his apartment when he invites her to lunch .Tricking her to believe that he has an abnormality. More confused she talks to her aunt , played by Pat Rhea . Warns Candy that she needs to play it safe. She sends her to John Leslie doctor and his nurse played by Kristine Heller. He takes advantage of her dumbness, too. She ends up meeting Paul Thomas portraying a white Indian guru who puts on an encounter group. In the group sex scenes you got some porn star appearances . Joey Silvers. Legend Rick Lutes and Chris Cassidy. For a hetero film some gay sex also. With an appearance of gay porn star Al Parker. It looked like him . There is a surprise ending . The same year another adult producer would copy this film with Voltaire's Candide with a brunette version of the air head Pretty Peaches. Now to part two Candy goes to Hollywood.......... Now back to part 1. As most restored adult classics it's in it's original widescreen ratio. 09/10/19
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10/10
Classy yet Relatable
epiphanybrand28 February 2024
A film that is very intriguing to watch. I have seen this film multiple times and everytime feels like the first. For this to be a classic film it appears to be more relevant than many films made today.

The only thing I felt needed improving was I wish their were different characters cast for roles of the film. The character selected to represent Candy appeared to be a little 'airy'. The movie however portrayed pure romance and intimacy between man and woman. Each of the scenes between Candy and the man she selected was filled with pure passion. Ultimately I would say this was one of the best movies.
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