Lex Lang: Goemon Ishikawa, Officer (2003 Pioneer dub)
Quotes
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Arsene Lupin III : Hey look who's got his game face on!
[Goemon slices the helicopter's blades in mid air. The action freezes for a moment as Goemon reflects on the fact that the steel-cutter has only cut steel]
Goemon Ishikawa : An unworthy target defiles the weapon.
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Goemon Ishikawa : Bad enough that your infantile addiction to this woman has consistently rendered you an unreliable business partner. But even now, as she conspires with others to have us killed, you continue to defend her! It shows that...
Arsene Lupin III : Please. Go on. Shows what?
Goemon Ishikawa : ...that you are a weak man of no conviction and no honour.
Daisuke Jigen : Come on. You're being a little too harsh, aren't you, Goemon?
Goemon Ishikawa : It is only natural for you to defend the actions of Lupin, especially since you are responsible for some of his sins as well.
Daisuke Jigen : What? Why, you pious jerk!
Goemon Ishikawa : What?
[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
Goemon Ishikawa : I've always wanted to slash that ridiculous hat of yours!
Daisuke Jigen : Huh? What was that?
Arsene Lupin III : Guys, come on!
Goemon Ishikawa : It's probably hiding a bald spot as big as your ass!
Daisuke Jigen : Now that's it!
Arsene Lupin III : Hey, wait! Come on! Look! You're right, OK? I'll turn over a brand new leaf! The woman is history! Word of honor! Now shake hands, and let's move on, OK?... I said let's go, alright, guys?
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Goemon Ishikawa : I... have failed.
Daisuke Jigen : Are you crazy? You just saved our butts! The friggin' sword can be repaired.
Goemon Ishikawa : No, Jigen. The sword broke because... I am not worthy to wield it.
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Goemon Ishikawa : [about Mamo] He's a man of mystery, unlike Lupin, whose susceptibility to Fujiko's wiles is merely irritating.
[Jigen laughs]
Goemon Ishikawa : What is so funny?
Daisuke Jigen : I don't know. I mean, we bitch about him, write him off, and then we kill ourselves trying to save his ass.
Goemon Ishikawa : The point being, I'll be damned if anyone's gonna lay a hand on Lupin but me.
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Goemon Ishikawa : Don't forget that Lupin is a masochist, Jigen.
Arsene Lupin III : Come on. That's not true. I do not enjoy being made a fool of.
Daisuke Jigen : Well, you sure do fake it pretty good.
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[Jigen and Goemon have been captured by the navy and are waiting for an audience with the President's Special Assistant]
Goemon Ishikawa : Outrageous. They cannot do this to us.
Daisuke Jigen : You don't read the newspapers very much, do ya?
