Habfürdö (1980)

Kornél Gelley: Zsolt

Quotes 

• Zsolt : My dear doctor. If a forty-year-old window-dresser with trouble under the hood asked for your hand in marriage, would you give it?

  [Anikó doesn't respond] 

  Zsolt : Your silence speaks volumes.

  Anikó : I'm no doctor.

  Zsolt : I have a 1968 Volkswagen. Madam Doctor.

  Anikó : Why do you keep calling me that? How it thrills me.

• Zsolt : [shoves his head into Anikó's blouse to hide from Klári]  What a tight spot. A trap if there ever was one.

• Zsolt : Aunt Manci, for example, may she go blind. Just last week she said 'I saw your window dresser in a window, crouching over canvas with pins sticking out of his bum.' Good one, isn't it? See what I mean? What has my bum got to do with it? The dreadful hag stabbed me where it hurt most. My bum. It's a lie! I wear a pin cushion on a band! And I'm no window-dresser! I create my own designs! I'm a decorator! How I hate their philistine guts!

• [Anikó nervously slams down the phone] 

  Anikó : I can't do this. What's wrong?

  Zsolt : [having seizures]  My moustache is erect! That's an omen of an impending attack!