Doberman : You boys got any special reason to be hiding behind there?
Richie : Yea, we heard you were a horny man.
Carl : I lost a contact lens back there.
Doberman : Oh, really. Come here, let me see.
[Checks Carl's eye]
Doberman : You don't wear contacts.
Carl : I lost both of 'em!
Carl : Man, what am I gonna do with firecrackers?
Richie : Give 'em to Claude. Let him smoke 'em.
Doberman : How long is this blade, White?
Richie : Three inches. Almost as big as your dick.
Doberman : Funny. You know if this was any longer, you'd do time?
Richie : If it was any smaller, you wouldn't have found it!
Richie : You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!
Lincoln : That's a good rule, kid. It'll serve you well in prison one day.
Richie : Damn straight!
Principal : Mr. White, you're late!
Richie : I had to take a piss.
Principal : WHAT did you say?
Richie : I mean... I had to urinate.
Principal : Sit *down*!
Abby : [laughing]
Richie : Shut up, SHUT UP
[turns around]
Richie : Jerk
Claude : Check out Dirty Harry.
Abby : You couldn't hit an elephant if it came up and kissed you.
Richie : Watch this, Baby
Tip : Hey, I can't swim
Richie : Grow Fins, Turkey
Richie : [after stealing Richie's mother's car, and driving out of town] Bye Bye, "New Granola!"
Carl : BY-IE!
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