Airplane! (1980)
Stephen Stucker: Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs
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Quotes
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Steve McCroskey : Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny : This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
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Striped controller : Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
Johnny : [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
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Johnny : The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
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[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer : Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey : Airline negligent.
Johnny : There's a sale at Penney's!
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Johnny : [plugging back in the runway lights] Just kidding.
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Ted Striker : [53:49] Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey : What the heck is that?
Johnny : Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
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Johnny : Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
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Steve McCroskey : [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.
Johnny : Just like Gerald Ford.
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Johnny : [to Mrs. Oveur] Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
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Steve McCroskey : I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
Johnny : How about Mister Rogers?
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Steve McCroskey : [talking to Rex Kramer] Ease off, Rex. He hasn't flown for years; it's not his fault. It could happen to any pilot.
Johnny : It happened to Barbara Stanwyck.
Steve McCroskey : Can't push him too hard; he might break. You gotta remember who you're dealing with.
Johnny : Nick! Heath! Jared! There's a fire in the barn!
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Rex Kramer : All right, I'll need three men up at the tower. You, Neubauer. You, Macias.
Johnny : Me, John, big tree!