Cheaper to Keep Her (1980)

Mac Davis: Bill Dekker

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Quotes 

• Bill : Well, if it isn't Mrs. Quack-Quack.

  [K.D. motions for him to remove the tape covering her mouth] 

  Bill : I like you better with your mouth shut.

• Tony : Why did she say the lobster was muy delicioso?

  Bill : Tony, that's what she calls it.

  [hitching thumb toward privates] 

  Bill : The lobster!

• Bill : [whispering]  Got any condoms?

  Stock Boy : Rubbers? Lucky you! Aisle three, between the Kotex and flea spray.