Friday the 13th (1980)

Harry Crosby: Bill

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• [while playing strip Monopoly] 

  Alice : Baltic Avenue.

  Bill : No one ever lands on Baltic Avenue.

  Alice : I think it's a pretty color. I'll buy it.

  [Bill rolls and lands on Baltic Avenue] 

  Alice : Ha. Baltic Avenue. You owe me one boot.

  Brenda : Alice draws first blood.

  Bill : That's a terrible way to talk about my feet.

• Bill : If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!

• Alice : [a snake is under the bed]  I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!

  Bill : I can't kill it until it comes out.

  Alice : Well, call him!

  Bill : How do you call a snake?

• Brenda : Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.

  Bill : More beer? More beer.

• Alice : Bill? Steve wants to know if we need more paint.

  Bill : Paint's all right. Need more thinner.

  Alice : Okay.

  Bill : Alice. Did the others show up?

  Alice : Yeah, everybody except that girl Annie.

  Bill : Think you're gonna last all summer?

  Alice : I don't know if i'm gonna last all week.

  Alice : I'll tell Steve about the thinner.

  Bill : Fine.

• Jack : [seeing Bill with a machete raised]  Jesus, Bill! What are you doing?

  Bill : There's a snake in here!

  Marcie : Why are we in here?

• Bill : ...This Ralph you're looking for, is he dangerous or anything?

  Officer Dorf : [oozing disgust]  Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling". Then I spend a whole morning in court, while he gets a week in jail.

• Brenda : Ah hum, hey... I know what we can do. We're gonna play Monopoly...

  Alice : I hate Monopoly!

  Brenda : Not the way I play it , you don't.

  Bill : What?

  Brenda : We're going to play Strip Monopoly. I'll be the shoe.

  Alice : You have got to be kidding.

  Bill : What if Steve walks in?

  Brenda : Uh, we'll give him a handicap:: he can keep his boots on; everything else goes. Now it's easy: instead of paying rent, you pay clothes. Bill can be Banker... Unless, of course he's chicken.