Friday the 13th (1980)

Ron Millkie: Officer Dorf

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• Officer Dorf : I'm looking for somebody.

  Ned : Now, who's that?

  Officer Dorf : Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.

  Ned : [acting silly with the stereotypical Native American headdress on]  Well, there's no crazy people around here!

  Officer Dorf : I told you to sit on it, Tonto!

• Officer Dorf : You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!

• Ned : [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on]  Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...

  Officer Dorf : Hey, can it, Cochise.

• Bill : ...This Ralph you're looking for, is he dangerous or anything?

  Officer Dorf : [oozing disgust]  Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling". Then I spend a whole morning in court, while he gets a week in jail.

• Officer Dorf : What you been smoking, boy?

  Jack : Smoking? Don't smoke; causes cancer.

  Officer Dorf : You know what I mean. What, did you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on. Colombian gold, man. Grass, hash, the weed, dig it?