The Nude Bomb (1980)

Vittorio Gassman: Sauvage, Nino Salvatori Sebastiani

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Quotes 

• Sauvage : Your bogus ingenuousness is straining my equanimity.

  Maxwell Smart : Could you put that another way?

  Sauvage : You're pissing me off.

• Sauvage : Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler.

  Nino Salvatori Sebastiani : So how do you explain how this bumbler has been able to thwart KAOS constanly in the past?

  Sauvage : He's a lucky bumbler.

• Sauvage : Calm down, dear Nino. I don't understand this outburst. You've become highly irrational since that explosion in your laboratory. You lost your eye, your arm, your leg, your larynx. What's wrong with you?

• Agent 22 : Instant cloning?

  Sauvage : Yes. When I need them, there'll be a room full of Roses.

• Sauvage : Well Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You're not a complete fool after all. Almost, very close, but not complete.

• Nino Salvatori Sebastiani : [Over the television]  Nations of the world, this is KAOS, speaking to you from our hidden base. We have in our power a devastating new weapon, the Nude Bomb, capable of destroying every known fabric, rendering the world nude. They will be released if our demands are not met, and those demands will be made known in a short time. That is all for now, have a nice day.