The Nude Bomb (1980)

Dana Elcar: Chief

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• Maxwell Smart : You know, Chief, this nude bomb might solve a lot of problems.

  Chief : Such as?

  Maxwell Smart : Well for one thing, flashers.

  Chief : Only you would think of a that, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : That's why they pay me the big bucks. And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.

• Maxwell Smart : And if there's one thing I've learned, in many many years of experience, it's that you cannot be too careful with your gun.

  [puts his gun away in his pants, accidentally pulls the trigger] 

  Maxwell Smart : Excuse me.

  [turns around examines himself, turns back] 

  Chief : Are you al right?

  Maxwell Smart : Missed it by that much.

• Chief : We're really up against it, this time, 86. The fate of the entire world is in your hands.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh no, not again. Well, ok this time, but next week I'm on vacation, Chief. If you get in trouble then, it's your ass.

• Chief : Where's Sauvage?

  Maxwell Smart : He got hung up.

• Maxwell Smart : What is it now, Chief?

  Chief : Max, I wanna know what's happening.

  Maxwell Smart : Ahh! I'm falling at a speed of 120 miles an hour... from a height of approximately 8,000 feet. I'm gonna open my parachute. Should be on the ground in two minutes.

  [parachute flies away] 

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe two seconds?