- Bart: Stop that animal! STOP THAT ANIMAL!
- Deaf Postie: Stamps with animals? Yes, I believe we do... but you don't have to shout!
- Benji a.k.a Browning: [Browning's first words after returning to Earth as Benji the dog as he narrowly escapes getting hit by a garbage truck] Oh, shit! That was close!
- Higgins: This is not a wedding ceremony, Mr. Browning. You are not obligated to repeat everything I say.
- Browning: So Beckett's birthday was 6 months ago, or 6 months from now depending on how you look at it.
- Pelican Man: [takes a fish out of his mouth] I used to be a pelican, what were you?
- Browning: [disgruntled] Jesus Christ!
- Pelican Man: [in awe] Really?