- Bugs Bunny: I'm glad that I'm not young anymore. But you know, I bet Elmer and I were the youngest people to ever start chasing each other.
- [spots a small Wile Coyote in a diaper chasing Roadrunner who's an egg with feet]
- Bugs Bunny: Yet, I could be wrong, you know.
- Young Bugs: [Pops out of the ground after burrowing underground a while; happily] Chavez Ravine! And the first game of the season!
- [Skeptical]
- Young Bugs: Hey! This don't look like Chavez Ravine to me! This looks more like the Astrodome! Fake grass, artificial air, artificial...
- [Stops when Elmer comes up and shoves the barrel of his rifle in his mouth]
- Young Elmer: Now I've gotcha! Say your pwayers!
- Young Elmer: [Comes up with his rifle] Aha! At wast! I'm gonna shoot you, you vicious fowest cweature!
- Young Bugs: Look Doc, you got it all wrong. That's my line.
- [Takes his rifle and turns it on him]
- Young Bugs: It's I'm gonna shoot *you*, you vicious forest Elmer!
- Young Elmer: [Take his rifle back] Oh no, that's my wine!
- Young Bugs: Your what?
- Young Elmer: My wine! Wine! That's my *wine*!
- Young Bugs: Aha! Offering me wine? You oughta be ashamed!
- [Turns and skips away, taunt-singing]
- Young Bugs: I'm gonna tell the authorities. I'm gonna tell the authorities. I'm gonna tell the authorities.
- Young Elmer: [Cut back to him] The authowities? Oh no! I'll go to reform school!
- [Then aims his rifle in the direction Bugs went]
- Young Elmer: Well, he can't repowt me to the authowities if he kicks the bucket first!
- Young Bugs: [Sneak up, puts a metal bucket over Elmer's head, then kicks it to make it vibrate] Anything you say, Doc. Anything to oblige.