Stir Crazy (1980)

Lee Purcell: Susan

Quotes 

• Skip Donahue : [in a crowded department store]  Hi. Hello. Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for just one minute?

  Susan : Up your kazoo!

  Skip Donahue : [laughs]  Up my! Please, I'm not trying to be a pest. I know that you're an actress.

  Susan : Who are you?

  Skip Donahue : My name is Skip Donahue. I'm a playwright and I saw you do a scene from "Romeo and Juliet" at the Wilson Workshop. I want you to know that you were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were really lovely.

  Susan : If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to kick you in the nuts!

  Skip Donahue : [laughs]  Kick! In the nuts! You're fantastic. I mean the way you can switch characters like that. The difference between this and your Juliet is fabulous. By the way, dear, I know that you're not wearing anything underneath that coat.

  Susan : What?

  Skip Donahue : I also know that you're a shoplifter, part-time.

  Susan : What are you? Some kind of a looney tune?

  Skip Donahue : No, I'm the store detective, here, part-time.